Breaking News: More Details on Britney in Rehab

February 20th, 2007 // 8 Comments

Britney’s manager, Larry Rudolph, has released the following statement.

“Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today,” Larry Rudolph said in a statement issued Tuesday (February 20). “We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”

Uh, wasn’t it already disclosed that it’s Promises in Malibu? As long as it isn’t Wonderland. That place lets you go out and smoke crack during your therapy breaks. Have you seen Lohan? She looks like orange hell after coming out of that joint.

Also, the scoop is that while Brit and her Moms are currently on the outs – it was her Dad that got her to come to Jesus and check her ass in. They had dinner the other night, and over Cajun food he seems to have convinced her that she’s on an incredibly public downward spiral. He probably looked at her wiffle and said “Britney, you in danger, girl.”

By J. Harvey

  1. dj

    He probably looked at her wiffle and said “Britney, you in danger, girl.”

    Sorry, but I almost split my pants on that one. Wonder if his voice is as deep as Whoopi’s?

  2. rootabega

    for serious.

  3. pilsbury

    I bet Britney takes up religion next, if so that will be proof that she is insane.


    That should really wake a lot of people in H-wood how fame and that lifestyle eat and screw you up

  5. sharona

    That’s so not true! The night she had dinner with her dad is the same night (i think), she left her house to go to “duane reid” at 11 pm or so and never came back until 3 pm the next day! and, the same night she changed clothes with the strippers. Or, I don’t know, maybe it was the same night she shaved her fucking head. I’m lost. This, combined with the ANS stuff has really almost thrown me finally over the celeb-obsessed edge. It has almost just gotten too weird even for me.

  6. Unknown

    Oh Lord! EVERYONE’S in rehab now! Or should be! I think all of these celebrity weirdos are insane.

  7. Kelly Rummelhart

    Augh, Rehab is soooooooooo 2007 . . . . wait, it is 2007, oh, well then, proceed Britney.

  8. rdiggity1

    Is a wiffle what I think it is?
    That sounds like a very Joe Simpson situation.

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