BREAKING: Naomi Campbell Arrested

Loony tune model Naomi Campbell has been arrested at Heathrow Airport for brawling with a cop over a lost bag. Yeah, guess that community service and therapy worked. She’s brutal!

Naomi was taken into custody “ranting and screaming” from the first class lounge of Terminal 5 after she got into a physical altercation with a police officer after she refused to leave the airport. One of her three bags was missing, and she went apeshit when they offered to forward it on for her. Ok, that never works but you don’t take it out on a cop. She was probably pissed because the missing bag contained her coke and throwing cell phones.

She was heard to shriek “get off me, leave me alone” as the bobbies took her ass in. They should have Tasered her. She is a mental patient run amok.