BREAKING: Britney Finally Wakes The Fuck Up

November 7th, 2006 // 13 Comments

…and files for divorce from ol’ boy. From TMZ:

Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing “irreconcilable differences.” In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple’s two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights. As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She’s also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney’s fees. Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman’s show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was “a string of events.”

Finally. Sounds like along with losing her post-baby weight, she’s also going to be cutting off some excess blubber that frankly should have been removed a long time ago. Can I get a Halleluah from all y’all in the back?

Written by Lisa Timmons

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. loliver35

    FINALLY!!!!!

  2. gigi33

    About damn time. Now hopefully, she can re-event herself and her career. I hope whatever “iron clad” pre-nup she had, it keeps him for getting her cash.

  3. Ldysunfyre

    I guess the reports that she was going to dump him after his album was promoted and dropped were correct.

  4. jannre

    Im so glad she finally dumped his money hungry ass…good for her, and good riddance to him./.

  5. KimmyBee

    Good for her! Girl power!

  6. mylene

    wow i’m happy for her. but i have to admit that my jaw litteraly dropped. i didn’t think she would do it.

  7. Small Fry

    Wow! Total shocker there. I definitely thought this marriage would last forever. I mean, look at the great decisions these two have made together:

    He cheats on pregnant girlfriend and Baby Mama to be with the reigning pop queen.

    Britney pops the question on an airplane after only knowing Kevin for a few months.

    They marry at a surprise wedding thrown together last minute at a friends house where they serve chicken fingers and the groomsmen wear track suits that say “Pimp” on the back….oh, and K-Fed was wearing a ponytail.

  8. loliver35

    I got to admit though, in that picture above, they look cute together.

  9. Lisa

    Theirs is a classic case of lust being misinterpreted as love. He gave it to her good, so good that she ignored her family, friends, and fans’ advice and actually married the piece of shit.

    Thank God she came to her senses. I know she’ll come out of this smelling like roses after this whole debauchle (sp). Never was a real big fan of Britney, but this whole thing has made her more human to me.

    Let’s all hope that K-Fed does the right thing and doesn’t push his scumbag ways on those precious little boys, Sean and Jayden.

  10. Draya

    I gotta admit, I was shocked by the news. They married too young, and now it’s the kids who will suffer.

  11. wg

    Small Fry: & didn’t the girls’ suits say hos?

  12. Lisa

    I can’t believe it. I thought it would last longer, at least 5 years. I thought she was copying Whitney with Bobby. But I think Whitney inspired her to leave Kevin. IE. Kevin will never change and it is sad that he will and did treat their children together like crap.

  13. trix

    BEST BREAKING NEWS TITLE EVER!

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