Breaking: Boy George Sentenced To 15 Months

Boy George was finally sentenced this morning to 15 months in prison for his little Chain Up The Male Escort escapade.

The judge found Boy George’s treatment of Auden Carlsen, a Norwegian escort/model (tomato, tomahto), “premeditated,” “callous,” and “degrading.”

For those of you thinking: Boy George did whaaaaa? Here’s a little background. Back in 2007 Boy George called up a model/escort to “pose for erotic photographs.” Boy George got it in his head somehow that the escort messed up his computer. So he did the next logical thing — chained him up and threatened him.

As noted here, the mere whiff of any kind of sexual anything involving Boy George would turbo charge the nervous system’s fight or flight mechanism into high gear, so thankfully Auden broke free and fled to the cops.

Oh, well. Everyone knows Boy George will be the first to drop the soap. Here’s hoping there are some takers.

View a gallery of Boy George performing in London here!


Boy George was finally sentenced this morning to 15 months in prison for his little Chain Up The Male Escort escapade.

The judge found Boy George’s treatment of Auden Carlsen, a Norwegian
escort/model (tomato, tomahto), “premeditated,” “callous,” and
“degrading.”

For those of you thinking: Boy George did whaaaaa? Here’s a little background. Back in 2007 Boy George called up a model/escort to “pose for erotic photographs.” Boy George got it in his head somehow that the escort messed up his computer. So he did the next logical thing — chained him up and threatened him.

As noted here, the mere whiff of any kind of sexual anything involving
Boy George would turbo charge the nervous system’s fight or flight
mechanism into high gear, so thankfully Auden broke free and fled to
the cops.

Oh, well. Everyone knows Boy George will be the first to drop the soap. Here’s hoping there are some takers.

View a gallery of Boy George performing in London here!