Breaking News: Tony Parker NOT Divorcing Eva Longoria

TMZ is reporting that Tony Parker filed for divorce yesterday in Texas from his wife Eva Longoria. The couple married back in July 2007 and as of now, no reason was given for the divorce, but let’s just throw out the possible reasons:

  • He hates Desperate Housewives and thinks it needs to be cancelled
  • He thought that MTV EMAs hosting job was abysmal and is ashamed of her
  • She still hasn’t learned the rules of basketball

Or either one of them had sex with a stranger – maybe an Arquette?

Psych! It seems that Longoria’s rep has come out to say that the story TMZ is running (and we posted) is false. So there you have it. They aren’t getting divorced.