What a sight. Andy Cohen took the normally-reserved-for-advertising Bravo upfronts 2012 and turned it into a reality star event of epic proportions. Who wasn’t at this Bravo All Star party? We have Caroline Manzo and Zoila Chavez. And other there is Adrienne Maloof and Josh Flagg. Oh look! Brad Goreski and Bethenny Frankel.
To make matters worse, Cohen turned his late night show, Watch What Happens Live into cram-all-the-housewives-on-as-many-couches-as-the-camera-can-capture hour. The horror! Watch some clips from the show below.
Cohen kept viewers entertained with a game show-like segment where the women were split into east and west coast teams to answer pop culture questions. And if those questions didn’t pertain to certain housewives, well, they just didn’t know the answer.
Then things got really dicey with performances by LuAnn de Lesseps and Melissa Gorga. The countess wore an odd skintight jumper in a manner of Abba. And Gorga did her best to throw in a few notes against the auto tone track while back-up dancers who were definitely in The Lizzie McGuire Movie overexerted themselves in the background. You bitches can’t sing.