Bravo Capitalizes In The Capital

Ah, yes, these two. It wouldn’t be America if a would-be-reality-T.V.-couple didn’t crash the White House State Dinner, and somehow come off with more fame and future fortune than they started with.

It turns out that Michaele and Tareq Salahi are not only forever destined to be remembered as the White House party crashers, but also as part of the cast of the Real Housewives of D.C. Oh Bravo, you dirty little bitches, did you put these two up to this? Not that I believe they objected in any real way, but I’m sure it’ll make for a hell of a finale and TONS of viewers.

Bravo is owning up to the fact that they’ve been filming for the future series since September, but won’t comment on whether or not the party crashing incident will be featured as the finale. I mean, what better way to amp up excitement for your show by having two of your cast members breach national security?

Here’s what I don’t get. Everybody and their brother is up in arms about Tiger Woods crashing his car and MAYBE being in a somewhat sketchy fight with his wife. But if you commit a felony and sneak past the secret service, you get to be in a show!!! Gotta love America, baby.

Gallery Info: Michaele and Tareq Salahi leave the Halcyon House in Georgetown on December 1, 2009 in Washington, DC.