Celebrity Icons Break Bread

The globally ultrafamous had dinner together last night at Cannes. Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Clint Eastwood, and Mick Jagger ate dinner together at Tetou restaurant before the premiere of Angie’s new film The Changeling. Clint directed her in it as she played the mother of a kidnapped child in 1920s Los Angeles.

What did they talk about? Clint probably grunted a few things about the escargot, while Brad kissed his ass. Clint wished he were twenty years younger so he could get with Angie. She’d go for it. I would love to hear Clint refer to Maddox, Zahara, Pax, and Shiloh as “those damn kids.” Jagger probably looked old and pursed his lips alot.

Think about that. Dirty Harry with the most famous celebrity couple breathing and Jagger. Paul McCartney, Bono and Britney Spears couldn’t make it?

Look at Clint trying to leave. He just wants a recliner and a beer and to fall asleep in front of Jimmy Kimmel. Cut the old dude some slack.

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