Brad Pitt Takes Angelina Home To See The Family

January 4th, 2008 // 27 Comments

You know they’re still puzzling over why Brad left down to earth, eager to please the in-laws Jennifer Aniston. Hell, his Mom still hangs out with her! Brad Pitt and the Most Beautiful Woman in the World and their four kids popped in for a family visit in his hometown of Springfield, Missouri on Wednesday. Angelina must walk into the house and attempt to be polite, but you know she gives off iceberg waves. I would too if Mom-in-Law had basically declared she was on Team Aniston. Angie must not make it every easy, looking all pale and standoffish and constantly talking about the plight of third world countries and not caring what Mrs. Pitt’s best friend Cissie made for the Spring Pie Bake-Off and Hog Call. Brad’s sister in law Lisa told the local paper that the people of Springfield were just “so cool” in their acceptance of Brad and Angie and the United Nations Patridge Family Bus they’re driving around. “I think they really, really appreciate Springfield, ” new celebrity Lisa added. Until Angie finds out about the sweatshop!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Ugh

    God help my son if he ever brought home trash like Holie.

    Wonder how many times his mom has said Jennifer instead of Angelina? LMAO!!!

  2. Ugh

    God help my son if he ever brought home trash like Holie.

    Wonder how many times his mom has said Jennifer instead of Angelina? LMAO!!!

  3. devil

    Yeah, Brad traded WAAAAYYY down. Everybody knows that. Sometimes it looks like even Brad does, but he’s gotten himself in too deep now and can’t get out now.

    That hat he always wears makes him look like a retard. As if he needed more help.

  4. someone

    I wonder how long he was on his knees begging, until skankalina agreed to go to Missouri?

  5. Mitsu

    I totally disagree, devil. I have yet to see what the appeal is to Jennifer Aniston. I mean, she’s kind of plain-looking (in some shots I’ve seen, a bit homely even), and she’s about as exciting as a plate of spaghetti. I don’t know that she’s done anything particularly meaningful with her career. And does she do anything constructive with her wealth and fame like Angelina does? She seems like she may be a nice person, but really sort of boring. And she doesn’t have a bit of the sex appeal and interest that Angelina does.

  6. gingin

    Jolie is such a hypocrite! It’s ok for her to have dinners/phone calls from her exes, but Brad’s mom can’t be friends w/Jen?? I’m still friends with my ex’s Mom, and it’s been 20 years! Jolie is so used to telling everyone, including Brad, who they can and cannot see and what they can and cannot do. I’m glad someone is finally standing up to her! Brad certainly doesn’t have the cojones to do it!

  7. gingin

    Jolie is such a hypocrite! It’s ok for her to have dinners/phone calls from her exes, but Brad’s mom can’t be friends w/Jen?? I’m still friends with my ex’s Mom, and it’s been 20 years! Jolie is so used to telling everyone, including Brad, who they can and cannot see and what they can and cannot do. I’m glad someone is finally standing up to her! Brad certainly doesn’t have the cojones to do it! Any day I’d let my son’s GIRLFRIEND dictate to me, that’s be it for her!!

  8. anon

    She is NOT the most beautiful woman in the world anymore! She is a scarecrow now. Anorexia is not beautiful, IMO! And Brad looks pretty ratty too. He’s been losing his looks the last few years. Wonder why?? LOL

  9. Mrs. Pitt should be happy that her son seems to be really enjoying life

  10. jedda

    She was the most bautiful woman in the world in 2006 NOT anymore….give it a rest.

    If anyone still thinks she’s the most beautiful woman in the world, then that proves beauty is in the eye of the beholder, cuz most people don’t see it in her anymore.

    Master Manipulator of the world is a good title for her.

  11. blah

    Um, just a guess, but perhaps he doesn’t look fresh as a daisy because he’s got 4 kids under the age of 6 running around, he’s working on his project down in NO, he doesn’t have a stylist with him, and he’s got to be depleted from having sex with Angie. Just give this guy a Gatorade and a haircut and he’d be good as new. Angie needs to take advantage of all the amazing food in NO and start wolfing down the gumbo.

  12. yes

    Brad lost his looks?!

    Yes. Thats what u get 4 living with a Witch. And more.

  13. Cat

    Hey HATERS! Give it a rest will ya!! Aniston is a loser, and don’t even have a life she still stuck, what you call a boring life of hers.

  14. Man these two look NASTY!

    Karma is a bitch ain’t it!!

  15. Jennifer

    Cat: I’m no hater. I just call things as they are. Jennifer Aniston looks great and healthy, she hasn’t settled for some loser, her career is on the up and up, she is liked and respected by most people (accept the rabid brangeloonies). Brad and Angelina are nasty old skanky tabloid trash. I would rather be Jennifer than Angelina ANY day.

  16. unabomber

    jennifer aniston is disgusting to look at in person. her boobs are horrible, she has no real ass, and she is short. nothing special at all. angelina needs counseling, about as desperately as brittany.

  17. Ugh

    Cat said:
    Hey HATERS! Give it a rest will ya!! Aniston is a loser, and don’t even have a life she still stuck, what you call a boring life of hers.

    ^^^^^^ What? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m sure it was something mean, but I’m unable to read it. Adoring trash does that to a persons English I guess.

  18. anonymous

    Go to lazygirls.info to see the best pictures of the Aniston 2008 Cabo vacation.

    The pics we’ve been shown don’t tell the whole story. Jennifer has so moved on with her life. You will see a very confident woman, enjoying herself; not the scared little doe that the JustJared’s of the world try to portray. Go Jen!!!.

  19. anonymous

    LAZYGIRLS.INFO THE BEST ANISTON CABO 2008 VACATION PICS. GO JEN!!!.

  20. angie

    #13…”Hey Haters”…..ROTFL….I just LOVE that word…I bet all the middle-schoolers are saying it…hahahaha…”you go girl”….hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

    #15…”rabid brangeloonies”….LMAO….I LOVE it!!!!

  21. Tommy Donnelly

    If I ever brought home a Jennifer Aniston type my mom would probably question me since the wise woman has always tought she was too manly looking she’s said and I quote”She looks like an uglier version of Fabio in drag”.

  22. Tommy Donnelly

    If I ever brought home a Jennifer Aniston type my mom would probably question me since the wise woman has always tought she was too manly looking she’s said and I quote”She looks like an uglier version of Fabio in drag”.

  23. Tommy Donnelly

    If I ever brought home a Jennifer Aniston type my mom would probably question me since the wise woman has always tought she was too manly looking she’s said and I quote”She looks like an uglier version of Fabio in drag”.

  24. blady02

    Hey Cat asnd the other Jen haters go to hell, the holie jolie has ruined the Pitt name and the son is not happy he is trapped Jen rocks! AJ is a has been who has caused Pitt to loose all credibility of fans and Hollywood! Truth hurts but it is what it is and as for Mrs. Jane Pitt she still can’t stand the skank, if she did the tabs would be interviewing her on it her motto is if you can’t say something nice don’t say anything at all and she has nothing nice to say about the skeleton walking!

  25. Granger

    Only my opinion, but Angelina Jolie strikes me as a lot more interesting and intellectual than Jennifer Aniston. She spends a lot of time bringing awareness to fabulous causes, most of them related to children’s health and education. She’s won an Oscar. And over the years, she’s chosen to play a variety of very different characters, some in films that are incredibly thought-provoking. On the other hand, Jennifer plays pretty much the same character in every film, and the number of mindless romantic comedies she’s been in is astounding. She schills an expensive bottled water that only people with way too much money want to buy. And she was practically the spokesperson for that stupid fad Atkins diet. Sorry, but she strikes me as very superficial. And maybe I’m just jealous, because I think she’s a mediocre actress who doesn’t remotely deserve the success she’s had, but she hardly ever works (how many films did she make in 2007? two? so she spent probably three months working), but she vacations on the beach at least twice a year. Pretty shallow existence, if you ask me.

  26. RumerDennis

    blady02: HUH?

  27. Hate them

    These two narcissist egomaniacs want privacy? HA. HA. HA. Everything they do -’donations’ -they publicize *everything! Brad brags ‘Angie gives 1/3 of her paycheck’ — they LOVE, I mean LOVE. LOVE.. LOVE the publicity. every second of it. dont be fooled. we are talking about actors here. Why else would whorelie tongue her brother, brag about being a lesbian (ya right) and all her odd behaviour, esp. with billy bob, the vials of blood, OH COME ON! Is that the behaviour of someone who doesnt want attention? This is their wet dream come true. and Brad boy, arm-pitt, is aging. What happens when hollywwod idols age? No one cares anymore!! Brad is not letting that happen is he?? Oh No. We are dealing with two selfish, disgusting, screwed-up weirdos here and we are stuck with their selfish attention hungry pathetic antics. John Voight begged fishlips to get help. she’s sick brad’s a loser. Thats why people cant stand them. BOYCOTT their movies and maybe they’ll go away!

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