Brad Pitt Says The Kids Are Good With The Français

Look, it’s Shiloh! You never see her out! She’s adorable. No wonder why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie keep her under wraps. It’s too much cute for the world to bear. Here’s Brad and Angie with Shiloh, Maddox and Shiloh’s doll shopping at Bonpoint in Cannes. Brad’s looking sorta grizzled lately. He’s letting himself age, which is probably a good thing. It’s not like he’s not going to be getting the roles. Sean Connery worked up until he was 2,320.

Angelina is determined to have the kids speak French as their second language.

“French is a second language in our house,” she says. “Being here is very good for their language skills.”

Brad’s not that quick on the language skills uptake. He’s having some difficulty.

“I’ve been learning French,’ he says. ‘But the kids are doing it too – and they are better than me.” Just take off the sunglasses and gesture emphatically. You’re Brad Pitt, you can probably take over the palace at Versailles with nary a word and they’d merely shrug and throw roses. Angelia already graced them with the holy nipple shot. It’s really all that was required. It was like the opening of the Ark of the Covenant!