Angie And Brad’s New Crib

October 9th, 2007 // 38 Comments

It looks cold. It looks like you can’t spill your soda on anything or even leave a hint of crumbs. You also can’t fall asleep on the couch and drool on the throw pillows. An armored man wielding a halberd probably comes out of a compartment in the wall and neatly decapitates you for that. It’s..chilly. Which makes sense because Angelina doesn’t have blood in her veins, she has dark arts and magic! These are photos of the inside and outside of NYC’s Waldorf Towers, where Brad and Angie have settled their roving band of do-gooders for the time being. It costs 100K a month and features every convenience known to man.

There’s also plenty of room for the growing family, considering the sprawling apartment features five bedrooms plus a library that they have converted into a sixth, up to six baths and a huge gourmet kitchen. In addition, the pad boasts terraces with sweeping views of the city.

“It’s actually grander than the [Towers'] Presidential Suite,” one broker said.

Still, the star may be willing to occasionally forgo his casual clothes in exchange for the other perks residents enjoy, including room service, twice-daily maid service, a round-the-clock concierge — even a weekly magic show for the kids.

Huzzah! Maybe he can pull a new foundling out of a hat for Angie to usurp! Security is wicked tight, seeing as presidents have stayed there. But I do have one question – what about Nawlins? I thought that was the best place on Earth?

(Flynet)

By J. Harvey
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  1. Omar

    So what? More than any other stars that are written about these two give a great deal to charities and children. They have to live somewhere. Atleast they aren’t so self-involved that they don’t give to others.

  2. Zekers

    Just think of all the people they could feed with that 100K a month…

    …and yeah, what’s up with New Orleans???

  3. *Sigh*

    Why must they be nomads? Isn’t it enough that they’re scarring their kids with all the “Family-Friendly” photo-ops, those poor kids don’t know a thing about normalcy.

  4. peachpie

    you know i’m not a fan, BUT, i’m absolutely positive that the ‘Dorf changed the decor when the jopitts moved in. if nothing else, they removed all the breakable tchotchoke crapola and sub’d it with a little fisher price and tonka. no one wants their kids around breakable stuff — if for no other reason than their kids could be injured if it broke. i’m sure the ‘Dorf is all about safety first; as are brad and ang.

  5. Angietothemax

    They’re not paying for it the studio is. That’s the beauty of being an A-list actor studios will pay for whatever you want as long as you agree to do their movie. And NOLA breaks ground at the end of the year.

  6. green cardigan

    The Jolie Pitts must be getting through money like wildfire. Between the private aircraft, the endless hotels, the security, the schools, the helicopter rides and Brad’s fedoras their bills must be huge.

    Their lifestyle is incredibly lavish, I’m not begrudging them it, just remarking that it doesn’t fit very well with their image of Mother Theresa and Ghandi.

    Now while I’m at it, how much humanitarian work have they done this year? She went to Iraq for 20 minutes, okay. But other than that?

    i think I smell hypocrites.

  7. Zekers

    Ahhh, my questions have been answered- Angietothemax!
    Now, I really want to know, how do you know this stuff? Are you really their nanny, incognito???

  8. anti

    it is their money, cant they do what they want with it? imagine if people commented on what any of us spent our money on, let them be.

  9. Zekers

    …the difference is “anti” I don’t put my business out for the public to scrutinize…they do.

  10. Jennifer

    Brangelina are such hypocrites. Living like Marie Antoinette when there are millions of starving children in the world. And folks, this is just ONE of their houses. They have least 10 like this I think all around the world. Imagine if they sold one of their mansions they could probably feed all the poor children in Ethiopia for a year. Oh well. There are so many bad things I could say about them but for some reason today I feel talked out. Some other time.

  11. Angietothemax

    I wish. I’d loved to travel the world like that and get paid for it. And sell dirt to tabs on the side. Dream job! ;) Brad’s filming a movie in NY so the studio is responsible to provide accomadations to their stars. They’re celebrities, celebrities don’t pay for things. One of the great fallacies of the world. Now that you have the ability to buy whatever you want people now give things to you for free. And Brad talked about NOLA at the Clinton Global Initiative.

  12. Zekers

    That’s one of those things in life that really doesn’t make sense, Angietothemax. These two have more money than most and they don’t have to pay for much of anything…not fair, not fair, not fair!*stomps foot*

  13. blady02

    I can see Z with her little finger (practicing on the maid & nanny) and Mad trashing this place in an hour no problem, call someone, call the papps, no wait that will spoil our well defined hypocritical image. Brad go buy me another baby, please! Pax! Pax! (Poor Pax still doesn’t know who the hell she is talking to) Are you still here? You need to start spicing up your act child, here’s one of my knives! Now go outside and play for the papps! Shiloh! No! Not you honey, put your finger down! Mad stop teaching my child that!

  14. meme

    These are two of the most wasteful people on the planet. They flaunt their uber luxurious lifestyle yet and call themselves “humanitarians” because once in a while they perform a good-deed mission. Gourmet kitchen? HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAA Skankolina doesn’t eat let alone cook.

  15. meme

    They are NOT staying at that suite in the Waldorf for free.

  16. anti

    i still say, it is their money and they can spend it any way they wish to, as everybody else spends their money the way they wish. what now they are suppposed to live in poverty and starve to make everybody happy.

  17. green cardigan

    What I find most off putting about them is that they consider themselves ‘environmental’ too. I reckon their monthly fuel bill for their plane, cars and all the rest of their toys would make interesting reading.

    They are about as environmental as nuclear fall out.

  18. Jessie

    Has anyone see the green house they are building in New Orleans? i’d love for Brad and Angie to live in that thing. I’m from New Orleans and all the talk about rebuilding New Orleans is just that TALK!!! I agree that for all the money they are spending with all the houses and trips they could feed all the starving kids in AMERICA!!!

  19. cotton

    Of course they can spend their money as they wish. It’s just a little odd that people who claim to be shining examples of philanthropy would behave this way. Spending this type of money is extremely wasteful by any standard, especially when you consider that one month of their rent (whether or not they actually pay for it) could buy an entire home.

  20. peachpie

    i’m pretty sure that none of us typing on this forum has ANY idea what the truth of this matter is. oh, it’s such and such because the studios said so. well, studios tell you what they WANT you to hear. ok, it’s such and such because brad or angie said so. ha! they tell you what they WANT you to hear too. then, it’s such and such because i read/hear/saw/braille’d it somewhere online/tv/dvd/tivo. yeah, that’s right — they tell you what they WANT you to know. and it’s not necessarily the truth, ppl. it’s whatever suits the moment, image, audience, temperament, etc, du jour.

    it’s their own freaking business when, how and if they spend their money. get off your high horse.

  21. DiamondSal

    I’m sure the HOTEL benefits greatly from using them as advertisement. Where the best live.. home away from home, fine services. Bring the kiddies.. enjoy all of the lovely NYC attractions nearby.. it’s safe., we can accommodate all of you.

  22. honey

    angietothemax…(BTW who says that????) is CLEARLY Angelina Jolie’s publicist. Please stop blogging on behalf of your clients. It’s transparent and obnoxious.

  23. Angietothemax

    Oh yeah the hotel will benefit and you know people are probably staying at the hotel in order to get a glimpse of Angie, Brad and the kids. It’s all business for everyone involved. They can only offer to do what they feel is right it’s up to other people to accept what they offer.

  24. meme

    Brangelina is an oxymoron

  25. green cardigan

    meme – If you drop the first three letters of the word ‘oxymoron’ and add an ‘s’ at the end, then you’re onto something.

  26. theoriginalbitch

    Sooo, what happened to good ole Angie being so depressed about the world hunger, poverty, et al, that she couldn’t eat? Yeah, I know I get all chocked up thinkin about Darfur as I’m snarfing off of Waterford China. And sorry but it must be a bitch for these kids to have to adjust to new surrounding every 5 months cause their narcissistic parents want to play globetrotters.

  27. LindaB

    It seems to me that Ms Jolie and Mr Pitt both have a bad case of A.D.D.

  28. Amelia

    The first thing that popped into my head when seeing this picture is Angelina appearing in a shiny Gold Dress saying “Welcome to My Home”!

  29. ZeldaF

    Where is T Bone???? Has he just disappeared off the face of the earth????

  30. LK

    The decor looks fuddy-duddy for a hip couple. I guess they’re making the most of NY before they move to France. They manage pretty well carrying 4 kids around their hips, that Lara Croft fitness training must have helped. All your comments are so funny, they cracked me up!

  31. Rockmelon

    Yes. Maria Antoinette immediately came to my mind too. The room is very nice but the style should stay in Versailles.

    I sure hope, for the sake of the kids, that they have a normal living room/family room where they can just relax and be normal!

    And I agree also that $100k a month for accomodations is extremely extravagant.

    How can these two look in a mirror after traveling the world and seeing so much pain and poverty, knowing that they could support thousands of kids worldwide for the cost of one months’ housing expense!

    But on the other hand, it’s not THEIR money that they are spending. It’s our money; the money we paid to spend an hour with them in the theater every once in a while.

    So who’s dumb and who’s dumber?

  32. shadylady

    Sometimes I wonder if these kids would have been better off staying in their native countries rather than being adopted by these wackjobs…

  33. Rockmelon

    Yes. Maria Antoinette immediately came to my mind too. The room is very nice but the style should stay in Versailles.

    I sure hope, for the sake of the kids, that they have a normal living room/family room where they can just relax and be normal!

    And I agree also that $100k a month for accomodations is extremely extravagant.

    How can these two look in a mirror after traveling the world and seeing so much pain and poverty, knowing that they could support thousands of kids worldwide for the cost of one months’ housing expense!

    But on the other hand, it’s not THEIR money that they are spending. It’s our money; the money we paid to spend an hour with them in the theater every once in a while.

    So who’s dumb and who’s dumber?

  34. Ugh

    True, it’s their money but they’re also the ones asking others to give to their fake charity. Yeah, the one Holie was sued over for lying about donations she’d make in order to adopt. These are the two fakest people in the world, and both are worthless.

  35. ANGELEA

    Hey! You kids! You stay out of that living room with your toys, I just cleaned in there! Hey! Don’t make me come after you!
    (meanwhile, Shiloh is wiping cheetoh dust on the drapes…pax is drawing on the walls with his crayons… maddox has just spilled his purple koolaid on the rug, and zahara is looking around, saying “what a dump”…….

  36. Angietothemax

    Well let’s think about how the kids would be now if they weren’t adopted by Brad and Angie. Madd would probably be out on the streets of Cambodia digging through trash and trying to avoid stepping on landmines. Zahara would be dead as she was on death’s door when Angie got her. And Pax would still be in an orphanage. Yeah those are some great alternatives. Sign me up.

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  38. brangelina can suck it

    never liked them and never will. she’s a grade-A bitch, and he’s pussy whipped.

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