It looks cold. It looks like you can’t spill your soda on anything or even leave a hint of crumbs. You also can’t fall asleep on the couch and drool on the throw pillows. An armored man wielding a halberd probably comes out of a compartment in the wall and neatly decapitates you for that. It’s..chilly. Which makes sense because Angelina doesn’t have blood in her veins, she has dark arts and magic! These are photos of the inside and outside of NYC’s Waldorf Towers, where Brad and Angie have settled their roving band of do-gooders for the time being. It costs 100K a month and features every convenience known to man.
There’s also plenty of room for the growing family, considering the sprawling apartment features five bedrooms plus a library that they have converted into a sixth, up to six baths and a huge gourmet kitchen. In addition, the pad boasts terraces with sweeping views of the city.
“It’s actually grander than the [Towers'] Presidential Suite,” one broker said.
Still, the star may be willing to occasionally forgo his casual clothes in exchange for the other perks residents enjoy, including room service, twice-daily maid service, a round-the-clock concierge — even a weekly magic show for the kids.
Huzzah! Maybe he can pull a new foundling out of a hat for Angie to usurp! Security is wicked tight, seeing as presidents have stayed there. But I do have one question – what about Nawlins? I thought that was the best place on Earth?