Angie and Brad’s French Delivery

We’re not going to say we told you so, but we totally did. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are serious about their relocation to France and are preparing for the arrival of their newest bundle of joy in Angie’s mother’s homeland.

The couple is still scouting hospitals, while they are currently staying in the Mediterranean villa belonging to Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen. On the French Riviera, Brangelina will be living in the lap of luxury while Angie attends the Cannes film festival for two films of hers and also while the brood waits or her to give birth this summer.

By the way, I’m still waiting for Angie to get fat. I seriously don’t understand how it’s only her breasts and belly that swell. It’s a feat of science.