Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Gave Big

Brad Pitt and his dark lady Angelina Jolie do not mess around! Sources reveal that they gave over 8 million dollars to charity in 2006! The funds were donated through their Jolie Pitt Foundation.

And do you know how much they have to pay for security to keep Jennifer Aniston from scaling that fence? Bitch is always trying to fling herself over, armed with a butcher knife and seeking revenge! How they can afford that AND this much charity is beyond me!

Their biggest contribution was one million dollars each to Doctors Without Borders and the Global AIDS Alliance. Other organizations they gave to include the Namibia Red Cross Action Program ($137,935), $100,000 to the Daniel Pearl Foundation, and $100,000 to Global Green USA. They even tossed off $20,000 to an art park in Los Angeles. I guess they didn’t get my letter. I really need a sideview mirror on the Scion.

Brad reportedly donated $4,402,317 for the Jolie Pitt foundation, and Angie opened her purse of shadows to the tune of $4,123,613.

Between hearing about this and Simon Cowell’s charity, I need to go serve at a soup kitchen or something. Or give to that guy who’s always holding the door for me at Store 24. I’m out to assuage my guilt. Later.

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