Brad Pitt and Family Are Impressionistic

February 18th, 2008 // 6 Comments

I like to think that these blurry shots of the Jolie-Pitts are actually paintings done by an impressionist from long ago. To me, they are Monets, but they could be by Renoir or Degas. Or, if you hate all of that artsy mumbo jumbo, you could just squint your eyes really hard. That seems to work too.

Brad, Angelina, Maddox, Zahara, Pax and Shiloh all left for a trip to Santa Barbara. It takes about an hour and a half driving without traffic, but these kids won’t have to worry about being stuck in an economical car together for that long. They get to ride in a huge Range Rover. I can only imagine all the fun gadgets that would be inside that vehicle. Individual seat back DVD players, wireless Internet, personal chef…

I love how Zahara is lugging around a suitcase half her size. That girl already knows how to pack like a celebrity!

Photos: Flynet Onilne

8 more photos of the Jolie-Pitt’s are after the jump.

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Photos: Flynet Onilne

By Intern Traci

  1. T-Bone

    Brad Pitt and family are indeed “impressionistic”. But not in the art sense.

  2. blah

    I’d buy it as a Degas if they were all dressed as ballerinas. I’d love to see Brad it a tutu. He’d rock that shit.

  3. faye

    They’ve flown their own plane, that’s Brad’s cessna’s tail in some of the pics.

    Their kids are really big now esp Shiloh.

    Too bad the pics are blur, or maybe it was good that it wasnt too much of an invasion of their privacy.

  4. Zelda F.

    Something tells me Brad HAS been in a ballerina outfit… A little pink tutu with butterfly wings, a halo and sequin encrusted slippers…. Whilst Angie, in the densley foggy back ground, wearing her black leather studded dominatrix ensemble cracked the whip sneering “dance sucka, dance, twirl baby, twirl till you drop and then get up and twirl again” Bbbwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. blady02

    Zelda, thanks for the smile and snicker! I still despise them though!

  6. fly

    oh, GOD, so nice discussion , would you love enjoy something new…? it would be more interesting…sweet, hot….Wow writing words is not the same as catching my eyes and enjoying the hot video across the room and smiling

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