Brandon Flowers of The Killers is Knocked Up

May 8th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Awww, he’s so cute. He’s like the most adorable faux-leather daddy ever lately. Pocket leather daddy! Seriously, I know he’s going for some kind of cowboy thing but he looks like a clean version of that creep at the Eagle in the corner wearing the chaps and hoping you’ll notice he’s juggling his balls at you. And you’re just focusing on your drink and wishing your boyfriend would get back from the bathroom because the guy looks like “Cruising” with Al Pacino come to life. You just know he’s musty down there. But Brandon’s a clean version! With pop songs! Anyway, he and his wife Tana are having a baby.

The Las Vegas natives, both 25, were married in 2005 on a Honolulu beach with only his bandmates and their crew in attendance.

The baby is due in the midst of The Killers’ summer tour of 14 music festivals throughout the United Kingdom and Europe in support of their sophomore CD, Sam’s Town.

I didn’t even know he was married. To be truthful, I thought he was strictly dickly. But good for him. They need to get back to the synths, though. It was like Duran Duran came back there for awhile and I was totally happy.


By J. Harvey

  1. JLF

    Isn’t he Mormon? I expect at least 6 posts exactly like this in the next 5 years.

  2. Small Fry

    Yes, he is Mormon, but I don’t think he’s practicing. Most practicing Mormon’s get married in temples and do not smoke cigarettes. Maybe I’m wrong and he is practicing….I don’t read up on the guy nor do I know him personally.

  3. Ruth the Truth

    I love him.

    And if he is a Mormon, I love him even more.

  4. Suzie Q

    He is a practicing he wasn’t that into it when he got married. Tana converted before the wedding and made him go to church & quit drinking. She’s odd looking-once she had her lips done but could only stomach having the top one injected.

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