Resident douche, Brandon Davis, seems to be determined to come up with new and creative reasons for me to dislike him. His latest demonstration of assholery took the form of launching into a strangely self-hating rant directed towards Paula Abdul. At Paris Hilton’s birthday part in Los Angeles, Davis harassed the “American Idol” judge until she just up and left, says the New York Daily News.
“He was mocking her,” says a witness. “He kept on saying her last name over and over again, and then would insert his made-up version of an Arabic language. He was being very lewd and graphic and making sexual overtures to her in between being completely insulting.”
Given that Brandon’s real last name is Zarif, and his father is a Turkish-American wine importer, and that I took “Intro to Psych” over four years ago, it’s pretty safe to say that ol’ boy is suffering from some serious self-loathing.
Brandon uses his mother Nancy’s maiden name, which is associated with his late grandfather, the oil billionaire Marvin Davis. But Marvin never approved of Brandon’s parents’ marriage, says the pal.
Seriously guy, very poorly played. I mean, if you’re going to make fun of Paula Abdul, there’s such a vast array of
prescriptions choices, that going for “Abdul” just seems silly at best.