Brandon Davis, Why Are You Hitting Yourself? Huh?

March 8th, 2007 // 6 Comments


Resident douche, Brandon Davis, seems to be determined to come up with new and creative reasons for me to dislike him. His latest demonstration of assholery took the form of launching into a strangely self-hating rant directed towards Paula Abdul. At Paris Hilton’s birthday part in Los Angeles, Davis harassed the “American Idol” judge until she just up and left, says the New York Daily News.

“He was mocking her,” says a witness. “He kept on saying her last name over and over again, and then would insert his made-up version of an Arabic language. He was being very lewd and graphic and making sexual overtures to her in between being completely insulting.”

Given that Brandon’s real last name is Zarif, and his father is a Turkish-American wine importer, and that I took “Intro to Psych” over four years ago, it’s pretty safe to say that ol’ boy is suffering from some serious self-loathing.

Brandon uses his mother Nancy’s maiden name, which is associated with his late grandfather, the oil billionaire Marvin Davis. But Marvin never approved of Brandon’s parents’ marriage, says the pal.

Seriously guy, very poorly played. I mean, if you’re going to make fun of Paula Abdul, there’s such a vast array of prescriptions choices, that going for “Abdul” just seems silly at best.

By Lisa Timmons

  1. Tine

    Won’t this fat ass just go away. Fat Fucking Elvis.

  2. lola

    Why doesn’t this idiot take Paris, Lindsey and the Simpson twats and just GO AWAY?!
    I am so sick of these over indulged, privaleged good for nothing wastes of space headline grabbing punks.
    I am going to another website now.

  3. DarthPaul

    Well said, #1.

    Both he and Paula are Jews, so I hope this shitheel didn’t make anti-Arab remarks thinking she was an Arab. Eastern Jews (Mizrachim) like Paula and I tend to have Arab surnames and don’t take kindly to racist shite insinuating we’re Arabs.

    Also, hating on Arabs is just wrong, too. I love all my Semitic peeps!

  4. Golda Meir

    Where does the self-loating come in to this?
    Her father is a Syrian Jew. Davis’ father is a Turk. Turks are not Arabs.
    Either way, Brandon is a creep.

  5. Jelena

    Jewish Arabs and Christian Arabs do exist

  6. margaretta

    I think it’s time for this waste of a human being to get his fat ass into rehab. Is there a hateful rehab? Oh yeah the dude from Grey’s knows where there’s one.

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