Brad Pitt’s Sperm (Or Lawyers) Are Rarin’ To Go Again

Brad Pitt, out on a date with pal George Clooney at the Not On Our Watch benefit at the Venice Film Festival the other night, told the press that he wants more kids! Some of these chilluns are going to get lost in the shuffle! Take the time to get to know em’ or at least know their names before amassing more of your child army!

Two members of his kiddie nation (Maddox and Pax) were with him in Venice. Why couldn’t they go to the party? You know Maddox has a smokin’ tux.

“I’ll have two more by next year,” he reportedly told the press. Does Angelina’s uterus know about this? Probably, it’s all part of a master plan to take global control. Prepare to be wearing a lot of flowy caftans and bowing down to her beauty in the future.

Pitt also told George Clooney he can take part-ownership of his brood of biological and adopted children.

“You can share mine with me,” he told the man-glamorous Clooney.

Polyamorous threesome in France!

Click any image to view all 10 photos of Brad Pitt and George Clooney in the gallery!


Brad Pitt, out on a date with pal George Clooney at the Not On Our Watch benefit at the Venice Film Festival the other night, told the press that he wants more kids!
Some of these chilluns are going to get lost in the shuffle! Take the
time to get to know em’ or at least know their names before amassing
more of your child army!

Two members of his kiddie nation (Maddox and Pax) were with him in Venice. Why couldn’t they go to the party? You know Maddox has a smokin’ tux. “I’ll have two more by next year,” he reportedly told the press. Does Angelina’s
uterus know about this? Probably, it’s all part of a master plan to
take global control. Prepare to be wearing a lot of flowy caftans and
bowing down to her beauty in the future. Pitt also told George Clooney he can take part-ownership of his brood of biological and adopted children.”You can share mine with me,” he told the man-glamorous Clooney.Polyamorous threesome in France!Check out all 10 photos of Brad Pitt and George Clooney in the gallery!