Brad Pitt’s Mad As Hell!

July 23rd, 2008 // 14 Comments

Brad has decided to sic lawyers on photo agencies, according to the Smoking Gun. He says that if certain pictures of him and his family with Angelina Jolie are published, he’ll sue a bitch.

The pics show a blurry Angelina wandering her French estate in a white gown like a beatific specter. Brad’s probably more concerned with the pics of him driving some sort of sport vehicle. Actually, he’s letting SHILOH drive. She’s on his lap, and Maddox is on some sort of BMX bike in front of them. Didn’t Britney get busted for that shizz? No wonder why he wants these photos buried.

Attorney Yael Holtkamp sent out a legal notice to several blogs talking about how the pictures of Brad and the fam engaging in “familial activities on private property” in France were surreptitiously taken by “powerful telephoto lenses” and there’s gonna be all kinds of bloody hell if the pics get out.

I wouldn’t want to piss Angie off. She’s the type who knows how to put a curse on people. You know she’s engaged in the Dark Arts once or twice in her lifetime. She is wearing her wizard robe in one photo.


Brad has decided to sic lawyers on photo agencies, according to the Smoking Gun. He says that if certain pictures of him and his family with Angelina Jolie are published, he’ll sue a bitch.

The pics show a blurry Angelina wandering her French estate in a white
gown like a beatific specter. Brad’s probably more concerned with the
pics of him driving some sort of sport vehicle. Actually, he’s letting
SHILOH drive. She’s on his lap, and Maddox is on some sort of BMX bike
in front of them. Didn’t Britney get busted for that shizz? No wonder
why he wants these photos buried.Attorney Yael Holtkamp sent out a legal notice to several blogs talking about how the pictures of Brad and the fam
engaging in “familial activities on private property” in France were
surreptitiously taken by “powerful telephoto lenses” and there’s gonna
be all kinds of bloody hell if the pics get out. I wouldn’t
want to piss Angie off. She’s the type who knows how to put a curse on
people. You know she’s engaged in the Dark Arts once or twice in her
lifetime. She is wearing her wizard robe in one photo.

By J. Harvey
  1. Lori

    Get over yourself, Brad. You don’t seen to have a problem selling pictures of your kids.

  2. tracy

    Exactly, no one’s allowed to see pix of them unless there’s a profit to be had!

  3. wtf

    Exept for his biologycal child the othes are pretty… unpleasant looking.

    I know I know! They are only a kids! Orphans! But this won’t stop them from being obnoxious! Especially the girl – she have a nasty attitude from now.

  4. Richard

    All the money that Brad and Angie make for the photos they sell go to Angies charity work, so the previous post can shut up now.

  5. Pitty

    I think I fall in love this hot Daddy. He is such an amazing guy. His personal ad was available at that millionaire dating site Richromances.com where celebrities and wealthy singles are hooking up.

  6. rosa

    Big fucking deal giving money to your own charity. They are pretentious posers who want to control the press that they have been manipulating. He’s just upset because someone is making money off of the kids and he and the skank won’t get to share in it.

    WTF how can you tell what kind of an attitude a child has. You sound like a racist fuck.

  7. wildflower509

    I understood the money paid to Angie Jo for selling her newborn baby’s photo ( shiloh) was to go to charity, but after a considerably long period of time without that happening, she had to be “reminded” of her printed promise to donate the same money before she turned it loose. Angie Jo and Old Man Bradley are two narcissistic manipulators who live off the money they get from idiots who worship them, then they want complete control over what they share with those same groveling idiots. Once Bradley said in an interview that the “brangeloonies needed to get a life”….lol. I’m sure they wipped that out of their minds….how could they possibly live with that knowledge??? Facetiousness here….uh huh

  8. LeslieD

    POSERS that spend thousands of dollars a day for luxury accomodations (except when being put up by celebrities and world leaders. They made their money and fame off of photogs and the gossip that escalated them to the celebrity status they desired but now they want to be left alone to enjoy the fruits their schemes. When the money gets low they will be back in front of the cameras smiling with the occasional family outing. But of course the money from the photos of the twins while keep them in style for a while. ( you can’t make me believe that it all goes to charity–horseshit!!)

  9. angel

    i don’t when is he planning to stop copying colin farrell ,the latest one was fedora hat and now his jacket the same style and color , shame on you you copy cat, i’m sure the reason is cause he knows angie is still in love with colin farrell.

  10. angel

    i mean, i don’t know when is he planning………………

  11. Zekers

    I love that photo of Zahara pointing at the photographer! She’s like, “look Dad, get him!”

  12. misslala

    Also, all of the money they donate to charity becomes a tax write off for them. All celebrities are advised to donate money to charity. That way, when tax time rolls around they are covered. Right.

  13. Just Me

    I have to say that when celebrities are in public they are sort of free game for people wanting to take pictures of them, but when they are at home they should be allowed their privacy. I think the paparazzi need to be forced to adhere to boundry rules, especially when there are children involved. Where are these celebrity children supposed to feel safe? Home should be their sanctuary.

  14. donnainmichigan

    I am ROFLMAO, at this.

    These “parents” who put a bounty on the head of each adopted kid or bio kids to sell to the higgest bidder, for their “first pics”, are surprised by the paps wanting to get pictures of them? Maybe if they stop selling their kids pictures, the paps wouldn’t think that taking pictures of these two and their brood, would get them thousands or millions of dollars. I wonder if BRAD was pizzed off because, heaven forbid, a PAP gets those first pics, and ruins the chances of Brad and Angelina selling their kids pictures for 16-20 million dollars!

    Second of all, this “foundation” they put those several million dollars in, are TAX EXEMPT, and they only need to pay out 1% of what they put in there, the rest is the way to keep their millions of dollars from the IRS,of taking taxes out. Its a good tax shelter for the wealthy.

    Brad and Angelina, made over 50 million dollars last year, on their various movies or projects Yet they announce 1 million dollars their foundation gave away just a few weeks ago. Of course, they need to give away at least that much to keep their tax-exempt status, so they can still pour their millions into it.

    Now 16 million dollars is the latest announcement of a bidding war of pictures of the twins…..and yet, will we hear that ALL 16 million dollars will be donated out to charity? No, we will hear, when there is a new movie to be released, along with either a new adoption or bio kid being born that they are donating so much money.

    Its a publicity stunt that happens in 3′s. Movie, bio born or adopted kid, and a donation of 1% of their foundation to be given to whatever they think will garner the most interest.

    These people are manipulators of the public. And the public just eats it up.

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