Brad Pitt’s Mad As Hell!

Brad has decided to sic lawyers on photo agencies, according to the Smoking Gun. He says that if certain pictures of him and his family with Angelina Jolie are published, he’ll sue a bitch.

The pics show a blurry Angelina wandering her French estate in a white gown like a beatific specter. Brad’s probably more concerned with the pics of him driving some sort of sport vehicle. Actually, he’s letting SHILOH drive. She’s on his lap, and Maddox is on some sort of BMX bike in front of them. Didn’t Britney get busted for that shizz? No wonder why he wants these photos buried.

Attorney Yael Holtkamp sent out a legal notice to several blogs talking about how the pictures of Brad and the fam engaging in “familial activities on private property” in France were surreptitiously taken by “powerful telephoto lenses” and there’s gonna be all kinds of bloody hell if the pics get out.

I wouldn’t want to piss Angie off. She’s the type who knows how to put a curse on people. You know she’s engaged in the Dark Arts once or twice in her lifetime. She is wearing her wizard robe in one photo.


Brad has decided to sic lawyers on photo agencies, according to the Smoking Gun. He says that if certain pictures of him and his family with Angelina Jolie are published, he’ll sue a bitch.

The pics show a blurry Angelina wandering her French estate in a white
gown like a beatific specter. Brad’s probably more concerned with the
pics of him driving some sort of sport vehicle. Actually, he’s letting
SHILOH drive. She’s on his lap, and Maddox is on some sort of BMX bike
in front of them. Didn’t Britney get busted for that shizz? No wonder
why he wants these photos buried.Attorney Yael Holtkamp sent out a legal notice to several blogs talking about how the pictures of Brad and the fam
engaging in “familial activities on private property” in France were
surreptitiously taken by “powerful telephoto lenses” and there’s gonna
be all kinds of bloody hell if the pics get out. I wouldn’t
want to piss Angie off. She’s the type who knows how to put a curse on
people. You know she’s engaged in the Dark Arts once or twice in her
lifetime. She is wearing her wizard robe in one photo.