Brad Pitt’s Armpits Are As Fresh As A Baby’s Bottom

June 2nd, 2009 // 13 Comments

I’m not sure if that came out right or not? While filming Quentin Tarantino‘s movie Inglourious Basterds, actor Eli Roth received a few hygiene tips from co-star Brad Pitt.

“After a scene, Brad had to get next to me for a close-up shot, and he said, ‘Damn, you’re ripe,’ ” Roth told People. “I said, ‘I didn’t have time to shower.’ He said, ‘Baby wipes, man, baby wipes.’ “

Brad explained how he came up with the baby wipe idea, “I got six kids. All you’ve got to do is just take them, a couple quick wipes under the pits.” Pitt further said, “Man, I’m getting [peed] on all day. I don’t have time to take a shower.”

Ewwwwwwwww.

“I thought that was the greatest tip,” says Roth, who took the advice to heart. “My character is called the Bear Jew. If I ever started to smell like a bear, I would just use a couple baby wipes under the armpits, and it made it safe for everyone else to act around me.”

Well at least the tip works.

Gallery Info: Inglourious Basterds photo shoot for Vanity Fair by Brigitte Lacombe

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  1. LT

    Trust me, Brad’s right, baby wipes are the way to go…plus it saves on water! Being green!!

  2. Charity Chic Loser

    Poor LT. His nannies are raising the kids. And please explain how Green Brad is when he jumps on a helicopter to get to the airport so he can hop on his private jet three or four times a week? How green is he being when he has his $100,000 motorcycles flown, via private jet to whatever location he is currently in? Celebrities are green posers and Brad is one of the biggest posers in Hollywood.

  3. joan durtz

    Hey Charity Chic – Sounds like you are green….with envy.

    Relax.

  4. shardy

    baby wipes or not – -
    this still all wreaks of bullshit

  5. Marc

    Mr. Jolie is definitely a poser.

  6. american dreamer

    I am sorry but the reality is:

    (1) Brad Pitt has a face like a dried up sponge; he looks OLD for his age;

    (2) Brad Pitt is one of the most overrated actors in Hollywood (along with his wife): he barely acted in Benjamin Button, the NYT movie review recognized this; he only got nominated for an Oscar for the hype;

    (3) he claims to be green but burns through thousands of times more carbon than the rest of us on his private jets and massive homes;

    (4) he is worst star f*cker ever: he only ever dated the biggest names in hollywood…from gwyneth to jennifer to angelina

    (5) he treats his kids like accessories denying them opportunity to grow up in one place and have friends their own age

  7. T-Bone

    I’m with American Dreamer.

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  13. Demarlo

    Well done atcrlie that. I’ll make sure to use it wisely.

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