Brad Pitt Won’t Be Wearing A Gimp Suit Anytime Soon

The Most Beautiful Woman In The World told a French magazine that she hasn’t licked any ladies or used knives in the bedroom since she’s been with Brad Pitt. This feels like an old story but it’s back in the news. And besides, stories about Brad and Angie should be told and re-told. Like fairy tales! Or great moments in history! Or that time I was kicked out of my high school reunion and the cab driver threw me out on the way home and I passed out on the guard rail waiting for my roommate to find me!

The 32-year-old actress has admitted bedding women in the past — and using knives during sex.

She said: “I’ve never hidden my bisexuality. But since I’ve been with Brad, there’s no longer a place for that or S&M in my life.”

However Angelina stressed she was now happy with Hollywood hunk Brad, 43 — but to keep her he needed “to be sexy”.

She told French magazine Public he trusted her not to cheat, adding: “He lets me talk to whomever I want.

“He has complete blind faith in me.”

Blind faith is right! I know the Angie haters are gonna love that quote! He had to walk in one day and his beautiful palatial estate was now housing a Third World village! Complete with oxen, thatch-roofed huts and jungle! That’s some faith in a relationship! I miss old Angie. The crazy bitch wearing the blood necklaces and cutting up on guy’s chests. Brad needs to live a little and be ball-gagged once in awhile. Stoic bastard.


More photos of Angelina Jolie on the set of “Wanted” are after the jump.