Brad Pitt Morphs Into Maddox

April 14th, 2006 // 48 Comments

I’ve never been a big fan of the mohawk. On Maddox it looks cute, but on Brad, it’s just a big scary.

It’s been said that Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt morphs into his lovers. He’s taken on the look of Juliette Lewis, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. Now it appears that Brad wants to copy his adopted son.

Brad, 42, sported his daring ‘do while playing softball with Maddox in Namibia, Africa, where he and Angelina Jolie, 30, are awaiting the imminent birth of their baby, along with Maddox and his 15-month-old sister Zahara. So why the new ‘do?

Here’s a clue. In an interview last December, Angelina’s New York-based stylist Ted Gibson revealed that the actress insists on cutting Maddox’s Mohawk herself.

Angelina Jolie Cuts Brad Pitt’s Hair into a Maddox Mohawk [National Ledger]

(Images via Hollywood Rag)

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. tia

    I dont think that Brad is trying to be like Maddox here. Its just a cute look. I loved it on David Beckham and even Pdiddy. I like it on Brad too.

  2. tia

    To all the Jennifer Aniston haters and True Love :

    Okay guys this is a post about Brad and Angie .. so stay on topic. Jennifer Aniston haters shut the hell up. Jenn didnt do anything to you and if she was here I bet you wouldnt talk so recklessly to her face. True Love just go suck on a big fat salty ….. No one gives a crap about how the universe revolves around brangelina. The universe doesnt give a damn about you and neither do I. So you say the universe told you to forgive me right .. yea well they told me to tell you this : FUCK YOU!!! If you want to talk about the universe lets talk about how global warming and how its being ruined because greed inconsiderate jerks are selfish and now our animals may be extinct in the near future. Otherwise true love .. shut up!!

    Love,
    tia aka “19 year old girl who never has anything intelligent to say.”

    for all those who said that .. Fuck you too !!! have a nice day.

  3. d.c.

    hey my dad did this when my brother had brain surgery, chemo in support and love, which is a father’s right to be zany, cool, or just manly.. It was not a mohawk, but a complete buzz.. He said It doesn’t bother me to air out my scalp, and then my uncle and another cousin, who lived next door, showed support and got a buzz cut.. and my brother nine years old at the time, felt so much better.. on his own loss. So what is hair on a man, or in the style that makes you so offended, not knowing the whole story! If they did it only to please Mom, make her smile.. isn’t that nice?

  4. Natalia

    I’d take Brad anyway I can get him! I think the mohawk looks hott! Brad and Angie are a hot couple. They look better than Brad and Jen. Jen just looks like an old prune! Just because Jen didn’t want to share pussy, didn’t mean Angelina didn’t want to!! I say they’re a great family and more power to them!

  5. Yo-ho-hilla-hey

    This must be his midlife-crisis… he’s too old for that. Pathetic!

  6. maryanne29

    If he morphs into his girlfriends,I hope he never dates Liza Minelli or Star Jones.

  7. libby

    i agree, d.c. it just shows that brad is not especially vain and that he cares more about being with his family than being in people magazine.
    i do wonder, though, that since brad always morphs into his girlfriends, is the mohawk a subtle clue that he’s there for the kids?
    i hope not.
    (guess what jen, people can’t stop talking about your divorce if you don’t stop first. )
    i hope angie pops on the 17th. it’s my b-day.

  8. e

    jen and brad things needs not be discussed anymore. it’s over old news. let go of the past. on the flip side. Angelina and Brad look genuinley happy- to be together and with the children- let’s leave it that way. Let people be people. They found each other, they’re happy, shut up and be happy for them because everyone comes across happiness in their lives- it’s up to them to hold on to it or not.

  9. Tia: I am not sure where you anger stems from. it is of a concern for the world is a beautiful place and there is no need to go through it with such anger. I hope you resolve this anger – remember the Universe is here to forgive and embrace you. I answer your hate with love. I really do. You are my cosmic friend for you are here.

    That said, I cannot tell you how much I love that picture of Angelina and Zahara. That smile on Angelina’s face is a testament to the love she gives. How beautiful. I love this family. I love their children and love their passion for peace, charity and humanity.

    Thank you Brangelina. Thank you for bringing light. Thank you for setting an example. All families should be like this – multicultural and colorblind. We have the ability to do this – why don’t we?

    Oh, what bliss. Brangelina, I love you. May the Universe bless you all forever and ever. Thank you Brangelina.

  10. Apple's aunt

    Good for Brangelina. Thoughtful of Brad to shave his head. I like the photos, but what happens after bambino arrives and Brad wants to move back to LA? Jolie does not! This is a problem looking for somewhere to happen folks! I hope this isn’t one of those crazy affairs that fizzles out faster than I can say, “Jack Rabbit.”

  11. anonjpluva

    I see a man who probably made his kid’s day when he saw his dad sporting the same haircut as him. It’s just hair. Brad’s not having a mid-life crises and he’s not morphing into Madd or Madd’s momma. I think it’s great that Pitt doesn’t give a crap about what anyone thinks, and that he’s loving his life and showing it.

  12. anonjpluva

    Apple’s Aunt, I of course don’t know, but I have a strong feeling that isn’t going to be an issue. I get a strong impression they are very much on the same page about probably darn near every aspect of their lives, and I just don’t believe staying abroad permantly was ever their plans.

    It’s not like Angelina Jolie hasn’t been to these places before or will return to again. She’s always gone away, but she always returned to either her home in England (which she sold to move back to the U.S to be with BP) or to LA where she’s from, and where her mother/brother reside.

    ET reported just this week on how work on their Los Feliz home was being done around the clock in preparation for the family’s return, and also on how a special nursery was possibly being built on the O13 set for for the kids once the movie starts filming.

  13. oops

    Looks like she slipped with the clippers. I did one of those last summer on my kids and called it intentinal. Noone knew the difference. Besides I am pretty sure he doesn’t mind with the heat in africa.

  14. Y-O-Y?

    Best way for him to get any attention is to look like one of her kids (which will be doubly ironic when she gives birth)

  15. CHINNIFER MANISTON CAN'T ACT

    JENNIFER ANISTON: EAT YOUR HEART OUT. YOU TRIED TO BRING THIS FAMILY DOOOOOOOWN BUT LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE? LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE CHIN! GO ON OPRAH OR GO CRY TO VANITY FAIR YOU LOSER. GO CRY YOU MANIPULATIVE COW. BOO HOO. I WAS HURT. YEAH. I WONDER WHAT YOU DID IN THE RELATIONSHIP! JUST ADMIT IT. YOU ARE A COW MANISTON AND LEAVE THIS FAMILY ALONE. THEY HAD TO GO FAR TO AFRICA TO GET AWAY FROM YOUR CLAWS AND YOUR JEALOUSY . LEAVE THEM ALONE YOU BEADY EYED NO TIT FUGLY UGLY BIG CHIN SWOLLEN NOSE NO TALENT CRAPPY MOVIE DUMB ASS COW!!!!

    AND ALL YOUR FANS WHO ARE READY TO ATTACK: GO TO WEIGHT WATCHERS. YOU WILL BE LATE FOR YOUR MEETING YOU DING DONG EATING RED STATE FOOLS.

    BRANGELINA IS TOGETHER. IT’S BEEN A YEAR AT LEAST. MOVE ON UGLY CHIN! MOVE ON BITCH!!

  16. CHINNIFER

    JENNIFER ANISTON: EAT YOUR HEART OUT. YOU TRIED TO BRING THIS FAMILY DOOOOOOOWN BUT LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE? LOOK HOW HAPPY THEY ARE CHIN! GO ON OPRAH OR GO CRY TO VANITY FAIR YOU LOSER. GO CRY YOU MANIPULATIVE COW. BOO HOO. I WAS HURT. YEAH. I WONDER WHAT YOU DID IN THE RELATIONSHIP! JUST ADMIT IT. YOU ARE A COW MANISTON AND LEAVE THIS FAMILY ALONE. THEY HAD TO GO FAR TO AFRICA TO GET AWAY FROM YOUR CLAWS AND YOUR JEALOUSY . LEAVE THEM ALONE YOU BEADY EYED NO TIT FUGLY UGLY BIG CHIN SWOLLEN NOSE NO TALENT CRAPPY MOVIE DUMB ASS COW!!!!

    AND ALL YOUR FANS WHO ARE READY TO ATTACK: GO TO WEIGHT WATCHERS. YOU WILL BE LATE FOR YOUR MEETING YOU DING DONG EATING RED STATE FOOLS.

    BRANGELINA IS TOGETHER. IT’S BEEN A YEAR AT LEAST. MOVE ON UGLY CHIN! MOVE ON BITCH!!

  17. FRIENDS WITH NO TALENT

    CHINNIFER: I SAID MOVE ON! YOU TRIED TO DESTROY THIS FAMILY NOW LOOK HOW HAPPY TEHY ARE. YOU TRIED TO DESTROY BRAD WITH YOUR WHINING ON OPRAH AND TO VANITY FAIR.

    YOU KNOW WHO LOOKS THE FOOL NOW? YOU HIN! YOU ARE THE FOOL. NOW THEY HAD TO GO FAR TO AFRICA TO GET AWAY FROM YOU CHIN. LEAVE THEMM ALONE MANISTON. MOVE ON BITCH! MOVE ON BIG CHIN BIG NOSE NO CAREER MOVE ON MOVE ON MOVE ON CHIN!

  18. chin: move on! look how happy this family is! you tried to destroy brad in vanity fair and on oprah. but look how happy they are. it did not work chin! it did not work so move on move on now! with your swollen nose, big chin and no talent. they had to go all the way to africa to get away from your psycho ways. move on chin you and your weight watchers fans need to move on …move on and leave brad alone…stop the whining!

  19. Paige

    I am over Brad, Jen and Angelina. I would rather watch paint dry then read another magazine article on any of these three.

  20. Unknown

    Some of you people need to get a life! None of us know any of these people (Brad, Angie, Jen) or know what happened between them. It is none of our business. To post such hateful crap against one of them is just plain weird. Why should you care what happened? And if your hubby ran off with Angie, how would you feel? I hope all of them are happy, but I am not going to put so much passion into something I know nothing about.

  21. Rumor

    How did Aniston try to bring the family down? I’m not defending her, just want to know. Thanks.

  22. Passport Junkie

    I love the internet for the fact that in no other place can you bare witness to such glaringly obvious divisions in IQ levels.

    Posts 16 – 18, you truly astound me.

    As for Brads hair? I think it looks great! Who cares what the reason is, its only hair right? Maddox probably thinks its hilarious, and helps him feel a bit more included perhaps?

    I wish them all the happiness at this exciting, crazy time! They know the worlds press is on its knees right now and Brad and Ang must be concentrating very hard to push that to the backs of their minds so that they can focus on whats important.

    I am sure that no-one here wishes them anything bad…coz thats just wrong innit?
    Kia kaha

  23. Hey Rumor, She tried to bring the family down by the following:
    1) Saying Brad has a sensitivity chip because of ppixx in W magazine
    2) Saying her heart is broken and she does not know if Brad cheated but she is wondering (in Vanity Fair)- you don’t “wonder” taht stuff in public about your ex husband. Wonder it at your shrink’s office or with your girls in private.
    3) By talking about how “she is coping” to Oprah
    4) By going to Jay Leno last week and still talking about Brad
    5) By continuously talking about how she was wronged yet has NEVER been able to come out and say out right Brad cheated – because he didn’t probably.

    She knows all these things are hurtful to Brad and Angelina moving on. But she keeps talking.

    How can Brad and Angelina have any peace when Aniston keeps talking to the press?

    Brad and Angelina have kept their mouthes COMPLETELY shut through this whole thing.

    Only Aniston is talking (to promote her films) – She is creating this love triangle. She is creating and encouraging the public interest.

    Even during Mr & Mrs Smith, Brad and Angelina did not mention anything about their personal lives to promote the film.

    Why can’t people see how manipulative Jennifer is?

    Do you think it is a coincidence the whole “America’s Sweetheart” thing is? Look at the posters for the Break-up with Vince Vaughan!

    The tag line for the upcoming Break-up movie? “WHICH SIDE ARE YOU OWN” She is milking this for all she’s got to help her wannabe acting film career.

    She and her PR people are manipulative and Angelina and Brad have not been given the opportunity to tell their side of the story.

    I used to like Aniston on Friends but now I don’t like her because I see she is insecure, manipulative, tacky and unfair to this couple. That is why she is hurting this couple.

    They have kids at stake. Doesn’t she realize this? Keep you mouth shut Aniston.

    That is why I like when people on Just Jared and other sites call her the Chin. She is manpulative and vindictive.

    Look at Nicole Kidman. She went through a divorce with nut job Tom Cruise. Not once did you hear her yapping about their marriage or why they got divorced. I heard from a good source Nicole called for a divorce because of another man Tom was involved with plus Scinetology crap. Now do you hear her calling Vanity Fair? No. She kows she has kids to respect and also she already has a great career – she does not have to whore herself out like Aniston.

  24. jmo

    very well put argument couldn’t have said it better myself. Angelina and Brad will continue tolive thier lives despite Jennifers antics. I must say that when we look at this six months from now. The only one that will be trying to milk it will be Jennifer. Angelina and Brad much happiness to your soon to be new arrival and family. Jennifer needs to move on and find happiness thats why her wholelife has takenon this negative vibe now.

  25. jmo

    very well put argument couldn’t have said it better myself. Angelina and Brad will continue to live thier lives despite Jennifers antics. I must say that when we look at this six months from now. The only one that will be trying to milk it will be Jennifer. Angelina and Brad much happiness to your soon to be new arrival and family. Jennifer needs to move on and find happiness thats why her whole life has taking on this negative vibe now. I really hope she doesn’t go on Oprah again as it was mentioned. That would put a nail in her coffin.

  26. Jennifer Aniston is going on Oprah Monday (via phone) and the topic is “Rumors” – she will be dispelling rumors with Oprah. Oy Vey! Leave it alone already. It’s getting tired. Best of luck to Angelina and Brad and their new baby. A new baby is always a good thing.

  27. ANNOUNCEMENT:

    WON’T YOU PLEASE SKIP WEIGHT WATCHERS JUST FOR ONE WEEK AND COME TO THIS FUN EVENT!!!???

    WHAT: PITY PARTY
    WHERE: COURTNEY COX’ HOUSE
    TIME: ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
    WHEN: EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS
    WHAT TO WEAR: XXXXXL TEAM ANISTON T-SHIRTS

    WHAT TO BRING: TEARS AND MORE TEARS AND OLD PICTURES OF BRAD

    WHAT WILL BE SERVED: LOTS OF TEQUILA AND POT

    GAMES TO BE PLAYED: DARTS ON BRAD; HE LOVES ME HE LOVES ME NOT; WATCHING RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN

    MUSIC: VIOLINS …LOTS OF VIOLINS

    SUGGESTED GIFTS FOR ME THE HOST: ACTING LESSONS; PLASTIC SURGERY FOR THE NOSE AND CHIN; AND BRAD BACK (IF YOU CAN); A ONE-WAY TICKET TO NAMIBIA TO STALK THE JOLIE-PITTS.

    PLEASE RSVP TO:

    HOST: CHINNIFER MANISTON
    TEL: (213) 555-PITY

    AND IT IS A BYOOK AND BYOSS PARTY
    (BRINK YOUR OWN KLEENEX AND BRING YOUR OWN SOB STORY)

    THANKS GIRLS, OH AND EXTRA LARGE LOUNGE CHAIRS WILL BE PROVIDED FOR THOSE WHO CAN’T FIT INTO COURTNEY’S SOFAS.

    LOVE, CHINNIFER MANISTON PITT…OOPS SORRY I FORGOT ….IT’S JUST CHINNIFER MANISTON NOW….BOO HOO BOO HOO …SEE YOU SOON.

    YOUR CHIN.

  28. susiegrl

    “Chin Party Invite”

    That was funny! :)

  29. Rumor

    Thanks for all the info. Jennifer Aniston is still angry. Time will heal her wounds. If she is still thinking about Brad, it’s because she’s not totally in love with Vince.

    As for Tom Cruise, I was thinking it was Nicole who had the affair with another man, not Tom. I am totally perplexed. This is so not the topic, but is Cruise really gay?

  30. Rumor: Yes, Tom really Gay. But since Scientology, he has been “cured” of it. Scientology has theory that it can “cure” you of homosexuality. I heard from a really good source that he had a fling with a certain actor and then Nicole threatened to do a tell all. However, this was happening at a time when Tom was beginning to really do the work to rid himself of his Gayness. Nicole may have had another man too, I don’t know. But supposedly Tom is/was gay as a $2 dollar bill. Now I guess he is done with the whole idea given Scientology. Travolta in the 80′s had flings with men also but since Scientology, who knows?

    Of course, none of us can know for sure if these rumors are true but I think they are given the sources.

    Yeah, I think Vince is a weird rebound thing. I don’t get him as a boyfriend.

    #27 LMAO, funny.

  31. Sassafrass

    Just when you thought Brad and Angelina couldn’t get any weirder, they do. I thought the mohawk thing on Maddox was kind of odd, but on Brad…. Oh, my. I wonder if he’ll ever decide to have his own look, his own identity, his own sense of self. Be a real person unto himself.

  32. pook.

    People need to stop picking on Jen. she didnt do anything wrong (she was born ugly and talentless but she has no control over those things so let her be). Brad and Angelina did do things wrong. Cheating is immoral and unacceptable in my books. What is the purpose of marriage if commitment, trust, and morals fly out of the window once a more attractive partner comes along?
    However, it iritates me that Jen has to be brought up all the time. This isnt a post about her. Its a post about Brad’s new haircut (which i totally dig). And all u angie fans who have nothing clever to say stop hiding behind “Jen is ugly” cuz she is totally irrelavent in this post.

    p.s sorry for type o’s and spelling mistakes. I’m just too tired……

  33. Audacte

    Let’s see if I have this straight. 1) Brad and Angelina are classy because they didn’t mention anything about their private lives while promoting Mr. & Mrs. Smith. 2) Jennifer is not because her current film’s promotional poster says “Which side are you on?”?? 3) Brad gets another woman pregnant while still technically married but that is okay. 4) His soon-to-be ex-wife says he may be missing a sensitivity chip and that is not. 5) Brad changes his whole look including but not limited to copying a child’s haircut and he looks great. 6) Jennifer is hideous because she has a strong chin. 7) Brad has two emotional ranges within his acting repetoire and he is great. Angelina plays action heros, in one form or another, has an English accent in three of her movies; plays drugged out emotionally stunted girls in two movies and she is a great actor. 8) Jennifer can’t act no matter what. Soooooo… what this all seems to come down to is a double standard. And, for some really infantile reason, people have to keep applying them to two people WHO ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER! The freakin story is about a BRAD’S HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! Tomorrow, if we are lucky, we will get some story about Angelina’s shaving habits. I am fairly sure that somehow that shaving story will transition into how Jennifer taped a commercial for Nair as a direct insult to Angelina. (Note: And, get a clue… if you think #1 and #2 were in anyway controlled by the actors; you have serious mental issues.)

  34. Oh, please. You people are on a thread about Brad and Angelina and you think Aniston won’t be mentioned in the heat of this whole triangle? Even Miu mentions Aniston in the lead in above so blame Miu for inciting it. Shut up. You people act like this is a court of law and some things are not permissible.

    To answer Audacte: There are plenty of people who separate and remain so for years as they wait for their marriage to be finalized. Those people do move on. Once you have emotionally and physically separated from your spouse, all is fair game.

    Legally, Brad has done nothing wrong – he told his ugly wife that he wanted out, they separated and that is that. He did nothing wrong.

    You people are so 16th century with this crap. Brad and Angie are easy to pick on because they keep their mouthes shut and don’t defend themselves.

    They have done nothing wrong. A separation is a separation – what two adults do during a legal separation is their business. The divorce paper is just that – a paper. That marriage was long over. Get a grip.

    Good on you Angie and Brad. Go on with your lives. Clearly Aniston does not know how to do this.

  35. pook

    well said Audacte. Everything u said was accurate

  36. JOLIE FAN

    Jennifer would have come out much better if she just shut up and acted classy like nicole, gwyneth and jlo…brad left gwyneth for her and gwyneth never said anything….i felt more sorry for gwyneth then than for jennifer now…jlo was so in love with ben and ben left her for another jen and jlo was too classy to act aniston…well nicole, gwyneth and jlo are much bigger stars than aniston in spirit and character…aniston was the one who filed for divorce….she was doing all these publicity about being with vince and yet she still keeps on about brad…i feel sorry for vince….well i guess he is just going for the ride to promote their upcoming movie…i doubt if that movie will help aniston’s acting career or box office appeal..

  37. Rumor

    I said earlier that Aniston is still angry, and I believe that. It’s hard for a lot of people to rejoice about Brad and Angelina because they keep thinking Aniston was jilted. Wouldn’t it be fantastic if we knew that all three parties had completely moved on and were happy? I’m looking forward to that day arriving, hopefully sooner rather than later.

    I’m not making any excuses for Aniston, but I have tried to imagine being in her shoes to understand how she might feel. I’ve read just about all of the arguments here for and against her, and this I believe to be true: Aniston still had feelings for Brad, and though she and Brad probably had some serious problems, she did not want the divorce when it happened. However, I think Brad fell for Angelina while he was married to Aniston and that Aniston knew it (women know these things), so she gave him his freedom by filing for the divorce.

    Now if this had happened to me, you know, and this is honest, I would feel like my husband and I were probably headed for a split later on, but that the other woman in the picture caused my husband to want out sooner. And when Brad was free, he basically ran straight into Jolie’s arms, so Aniston knows her husband left her for Jolie. So, I’m sure it’s true that Aniston hated Jolie in the beginning and put all the blame on her. For some reason, it’s easier for women to blame the other woman for everything.

    If you marry a cad and he leaves, you might think, “Goodbye and good riddance,” but Brad is a man that women want. He’s a pretty good guy. Aniston was still emotionally invested in the relationship. If Aniston and Brad had split like most couples, and then Brad got involved with Jolie, I think Aniston would be fine with the whole situation.

    I have observed that women are the ones who usually end relationships with men. And women are more apt to leave a guy and stay alone for a while. Men have a hard time doing this. If you sense that your guy has emotionally “left” your relationship and fallen out of love with you, or he comes home and tells you he wants to leave, nine out of ten times, he already has another woman to go to.

    Hopefully, Aniston is coming to the realization that this is life. These types of situations happen every single day to people. Life seems unfair sometimes, but we just have to keep going, stay positive, and make the best of it.

  38. Audacte

    Doesn’t anyone take into consideration: 1) Jennifer had several movies coming out during this whole marriage debacle? 2) Had contractual obligations to do the press junkets for all of them? 3) Did not have the option of flying all over the freakin world to get away from the press? Let’s at least be fair in recognizing that one party did appear to have to stay around to deal with the crap more than the other. Also, Sick and Tired; Anniston’s name was simply mentioned as a point of validation (as were others) that Brad changes to match his current environment. I don’t really give two rats’ derriers about any of these three and hopefully, they all end up happy and not living the proverbial “be careful what you ask for”. I would just like for people to stop acting as if two of the three are saints and one is the devil.

  39. BTW

    Pitt and Jolie don’t care about Aniston’s feelings either. They were dishonest and they know it, so they act reserved, mum, nonchalant. Guilty as hell my friends. That’s what I think it is. From me, they get no kudos for not talking about the dirty deeds they did.

  40. LaLaLove

    #38 Audacte

    Please! I’ve never called JA the devil, nor BP/AJ angels, but I sure as hell no JA isn’t the innocent “I had no idea my marriage was in trouble” jilted woman and that’s what pissess me off more than anything. People don’t even consider her even the things she herself has said about how she contributed to the end of that union. People just find it easier to point the finger at AJ and call it a day. I have no sympathy for Jennifer Aniston….did once, but not anymore.

  41. Blah

    The fact is that we don’t really know if Brad and Jennifer were separated (legally or otherwise) when he and Angelina began seeing each other. It does make a difference in my opinion, though it doesn’t make it any more my business. Hee!

  42. Brad and Angie are saints in my book. I love them and think they are freakin’ hot hot hot! They are stars in every sense of the word.

    Aniston is a prick. Hey girl, you want some real problems? Take mine bitch! and stop whining.

    Look, a man can fall in love at any time in his life. A woman too. When this happens tell your loved one, you know what honey I have feelings for someone else. I did this with a guy once. I had to tell a boyfriend that I was having feelings for someone else. And guess what? That someone else did not even know I had feelings for him. But I knew if I was starting to feel deeply about another human being – that means I did not love my boyfriend that much anymore.

    And we broke up. People are so stupid to think human beings will only be attracted to the person they marry for the rest of their lives. Now, once you see yourself feeling for someone else, you need to tell your spouse and Brad did that with Aniston.

    But like I said, I fell for this guy without even having a real conversation with him. He did not even know it. When I broke up with my boyfriend then I asked the guy out and we dated for like 2 years. Wake-up people.

    I love Brad and Angie for being aware of their feelings and acting on it. So what if Brad told Jennifer he had feelings for someone else. It happens people! And then you break up not a crime!

    Aniston needs to shut up and realize how lucky she is with all she got and stop the pity crap. Please.

    Brad and Angie are acting classy by not spilling their business in public.

  43. Don’t be fooled by the fat fans that I got
    I’m still I’m still Chinny from the block
    I used to have a little talent now I have a lot less
    No matter where I go I know there’s no film career for me where I came from

    Don’t be fooled by the Ding Dong eating fans that I got
    I’m still I’m still Chinny from the block
    I used to have little tits now I have big nose
    No matter where I go I know there’s no talent where I came from

    From one TV show to dumb movie Scripts
    To Derailed to Rumor does not have it to no Headline clips
    I stayed high as the amounts rolled in
    I’m real pathetic I thought I told you (I’m real pathetic)
    I’m real pitiful especially on Oprah (I’m real pitiful)
    That’s just me
    Everything phony I hate on Angie
    What you get (pity party) is what you see
    Don’t be fooled by the lies that I got
    I’m still I’m still Chinny from the block
    I used to have fine Brad now I have ugly rebound drunk
    No matter where I go I know there’s no hope for an ugly girl like me where I came from

  44. Chick

    um, boyfriends aren’t husbands….affairs aren’t light frilly fluff. some ppl have breakdowns or can’t leave the bed. real love hurts.

  45. the notorious

    White people are so whack! Y’all need real problems. Y’all need to move to the hood and shit. Then maybe y’all can stop with the complainin’ and nitpickin’. Yo, Brad my man saw better putang and said listen Jenny girl, I see better putang – I need to put yours on hold – matter of fact, I need to retire yours and move on to the better putang. And homeboy did. Yo, you gotta give it up for Brad – that’s some smooth shit right there. Smooth playah moves. But a true playah don’t gotta lie – you just tell your woman what’s up. That’s what homey Brad did – he let his wife know what’s up and if she ain’t down with it then that’s it, it’s ova. O-V-A. Can you blame the man? Homey knew what’s up. Look at Angelina. Look at that? What brother woould not want a piece of that? Hell yeah. That’s some prime time first Class putang right there. Primo. That’s Crystalle instead of regular champagne. Angelina is like a Louis Vuitton and all the other chicks like the knockoff. If you can afford the Louis Vuitton, why buy the cheap shit that’s just gonna rip in a week?

  46. Chick

    notorious started out right, but lost me. too much praise-another jolie fan. forget the hatred for the “stars” and concentrate on the situation. pretend three neighbors u like. aniston is center the natural process of healing.

  47. Mrs. brad Pitt

    “aniston is center the natural process of healing.”

    Chick: What are you talking about? I don’t understand you. Speak english. Oh and tell Maniston she’s ugly!.

    Brad I love your mohawk and I want you to do me. Love Brad!

  48. Kaite

    What a great story that Brangelina is hiding from the publicity…I used to like JA for her modesty in handling her divorce. Now I’m tired of her over-exposed to the media blaming Brangelina…People changed move on Jen!!!

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