Brad Pitt Loves Mary-Louise Parker And Adoption

September 19th, 2007 // 25 Comments

Brad Pitt heard how Mary-Louise Parker adopted a tyke, and was ecstatic about it at the premiere of his lastest film in NYC last night. She’s in his new Jesse James film and Brad *hearts* her ass. The Most Beautiful Woman In The World isn’t going to like this.

“I haven’t spoken to her since I’ve heard that,” Pitt admitted to PEOPLE Tuesday at the New York premiere of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. But, he says, “I think that’s a great idea!”

“She’s a great mother, she graced our film, came in and did a really lovely part for us,” Pitt said, lighting up when discussing the subject of adoption. “She had her little boy out and she was a really lovely mother.”

As you know, Brad and his companion Angie have adopted the world in the past couple of years. Seriously, they have Cambodia, Zimbabwe, Phucket, Denmark, Chile, Istanbul, Constantinople, Atlantis, Lemuria, Oz, Shangri-La, and my hometown represented in their house. Damn, they’re gonna’ want to return that kid from my block who used to pull his BMX over so he could piss in the middle of the street while his grandmother yelled at him from the kitchen window to put his ding-a-ling away.

Oh, and Mary-Louise Parker still needs to beat Billy Crudup and Claire Danes’ asses over his ditching her while she was about to have his kid thing. He’ll never live that evil down.

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Many more photos (Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Alicia Witt, Mary Louise Parker, George Clooney, Casey Affleck, Robin Tunney, Emilio and Gloria Estefan) from the NY Premiere of ‘The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford’ are after the jump.

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By J. Harvey
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  1. Angietothemax

    I love Mary Louis Parker. She’s such a good actress love her in Weeds. Angie is looking better and better. Her weight is coming back she just needs more weight in her face.

  2. green cardigan

    I love these two! They are awesome ! Thanks for the pictures Socialitelife! You’re the best! Love Ya! Angelina looks like a princess. I think she should be a princess, and Brad is her handsome Prince Charming. Swoon….I think I’m going to faint with joy, someone pass the smeeling salts….

  3. Julie

    The only thing I wish Brad Pitt would adopt now is a vow of silence. SHUT UP ALREADY ABOUT ALL YOUR AND EVERY ONE ELSE’S DAMN ADOPTIONS. Am I anti-adoption? Nope. Am I sick of hearing about it from him? Yup.

  4. GirlyGirl

    MLP rocks the casbah. Weeds is hilarious and is anyone else as happy as I am that 50 Cent or whatever the hell the name of her mean thug drug dealing boss is died this week? I’m ecstatic.

    Billy Crudup got dumped by Danes for her co-star… Karma.

    Danes = skanky whore; my wish for her is that she get knocked up with twins and her partner bails on her ass when she’s 7 mos. preggers to go bang an 18 year old.

    p.s. Ange does look better… happier. ‘Bout time to buy another kid, I’d say.

  5. GirlyGirl

    I want some of whatever Green Cardigan is smoking.

    Jesus- how old are you? Homewrecker Angie and Cheating Hubby Brad aren’t exactly the stuff of Disney Fairytales….

  6. T-Bone

    Ahhh Green, you took a trip to Just Jared, didn’t ya? Lots of fun over there, eh?

  7. green cardigan

    T-Bone – I’ve seen the light. It was a thing of beauty. We sang, we held hands, we cried with joy before the altar of Brang.

  8. T-Bone

    We puked ;)

  9. green cardigan

    GirlyGirl said: Jesus- how old are you?

    I am 85 and I still have all my own teeth.

  10. green cardigan

    YOU GO JOLIE PITT FAMILY. I LOVE THIS FAMILY. YOU ARE A VERY VERY GOOD INSPIRATIONS FOR ALL OF US. I HAVE TWO GIRLS AND AM EXPECTING A THIRD. NO MATTER HOW TIRED I AM I ALWAYS MAKE TIME FOR MY FAMILY.
    ANGIE I HOPE YOU’RE EXPECTING TOO. THIS WILL SHUT ALL THE FOG FACE MANISTON FANS FOR GOOD SINCE THEIR EVER 38 YEAR OLD HAG WILL NEVER HAVE ONE BECAUSE SHE IS CAUSED BY GOD.

    ————————————————-
    That is a typical post on that Just Jared site . And they literally get 100′s in the same vein. Unbelievable.

    T-Bone – we puked, we screamed, we tore our hair out and drank too much…

  11. Mary L is a better actress than Angelina.

  12. krystyn

    what in heavens gate does this even mean???

    OLD HAG WILL NEVER HAVE ONE BECAUSE SHE IS CAUSED BY GOD

    dear lord.

  13. T-Bone

    It is down-right crazy over there, Green. Either the average IQ is below 70 or the average age is 13.

  14. skinny fat

    Does Mangelina practice those poses/faces in the mirror before she hits the red carpet. I have never seen phonier, more self-absorbed people than Brangelina. They complain about the paps and they talk incessantly about themselves in every magazine that will put them on the cover. Brad’s not getting a best actor oscar EVER!

  15. essie

    I love Mary Louise. She is a woman of style and grace and she didn’t say bad things about whats-his-name when he dumped her in her 9th month of pregnancy. She even named the kid after him. A real lady. Plus, she managed to move on with her life, unlike another actress who shall remain nameless. Hooray for Mary Louise. (I can’t watch her show because I don’t have Showtime.)

    Angie has gained weight and she looks good.

  16. Fed Up

    I’m rather confused. Now people are not content just to talk smack about Brangelina on here, but we must travel to other sites and bash the posters over there who aren’t haters? People have low IQ’s because they like a couple of actors? Who cares what they think/say? The amusing part is that whatever is posted on here about Brad/Angelina, it always gets the most comments. I think we get it – half of us don’t like them, half of us do, so if it is so distasteful for certain people to read about them, Avert Your Eyes.

  17. Logan

    If I were adopted, I would NOT want my mom and dad feeding all this info to the public. It would make me feel like I AM NOTHING BUT A PUBLICITY STUNT! What a nice way to produce a future serial killer………..

  18. Ugh

    CAN THESE TWO EVER SHUT UP. IF THEY AREN’T TALKING ABOUT KIDS IT’S ABOUT DRUGS AND SEX. ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION WHORES WHO USE KIDS FOR MORE ATTENTION. HOLIE IS A SKANK AND ANYONE THAT WORSHIPS HER WOULD EITHER BE AS LOW AS SHE IS AND SLEEPS WITH MARRIED MEN AND WOMEN OR ELSE NEEDS SERIOUS PSYCH HELP QUICKLY. There, all in caps. I was screaming at ignorance. The sane one on here won’t hear it because psychos only hear cap letters!!! lol

  19. someone

    I just read on another site, that whorelina did an interview and claimed she has only slept with 4 men…hilarious…someone said she must be only counting the guys she cared anything about.

  20. darklady

    Sorry J., you’re wrong on this one. Had the displeasure of standing behind Miss Mary Louise at a concert a few years back. She spent the entire evening purposely whipping her hair in my face while attempting to flirt with my boyfriend. It was incredibly embarrassing for everyone involved and Billy (standing next to her) looked pained, mortified, and desperate for escape. That guy was a saint for staying with her as long as he did!

  21. patty

    Talk about a condecending attitude~! Is that old geezer King Of Adoptive Parents Of The World ???? People have been adopting kids since time began , so PittY-Boy has no lock on this. Congrats to Mary Louise, for the adoption, and for suffering thru a two year old movie with Old Man PittY

  22. ZeldaF

    Julie: I wish he’d adopt a vow of “non procreation”. He was pretty (still is) but he’s nothing more than an adulterous, spineless whimp. Don’t need any more of those in this world!

  23. FreakyZ

    What kind of a Nancyboy man uses the word “lovely” ? and twice in the same quote?

    He will never win the Oscar because he has always been a crappy one-note hack.

    Pieces of shit… both of them.

  24. MelP

    J.Harvey – love ya work but in the interests of education please be advised that Constantinople IS Istanbul :)

    Rock on

  25. Billy Bob

    Mary Louise is as hot as they get. What a beautiful woman.

    Angelina is bitchy and has a thing for her brother.

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