Brad Pitt Doesn’t Google Himself, Angie’s Bodyguard To Tell All

January 23rd, 2009 // 15 Comments

Not wanting to hear all the nasty, evil things that us Internet gossipmongers have to say about him, Brad Pitt claims that he has never typed his name into the monster search engine. Pitt maintains that part of the reason is that he’s not very tech savvy.

“Dear God. No. Never. First of all, I don’t really know how to operate
a computer,” he said when asked if he was a self-Googler.  And he’s
really not going to want to read anything after the reported tell-all
book comes out by a former member of the couple’s security detail.

In Touch claims that Angelina Jolie‘s
former body guard, Brett, never signed a confidentiality agreement
during his time of employment. Brett, who was fired last year, will
dish “all the sordid details of how they (Pitt and Jolie) got together
while Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston,” claims a snitch.

Dayum. This sounds like future required reading.

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Not wanting to hear all the nasty, evil things that us Internet gossipmongers have to say about him, Brad Pitt claims that he has never typed his name into the monster search engine. Pitt maintains that part of the reason is that he’s not very tech savvy.

“Dear God. No. Never. First of all, I don’t really know how to operate
a computer,” he said when asked if he was a self-Googler.  And he’s
really not going to want to read anything after the reported tell-all
book comes out by a former member of the couple’s security detail.

In Touch claims that Angelina Jolie‘s
former body guard, Brett, never signed a confidentiality agreement
during his time of employment. Brett, who was fired last year, will
dish “all the sordid details of how they (Pitt and Jolie) got together
while Brad was still married to Jennifer Aniston,” claims a snitch. Dayum. This sounds like future required reading.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. M-

    So what…people break up and get together with others all the time. I don’t see why he gets such a bad wrap because he was married-obviously that relationship had run its course-he and Anniston never said they would be together forever-they have both said in interviews while married that they were just going to see where the relationship goes…does not sound like life long commitment there…

  2. someone

    Thats one book I will definitly read.

  3. LeslieD

    If it is no big deal why did he deny it then and continue to deny it? Angelina is busting her gut to smear it in everyone’s face but Brad holds her back.

  4. FromCanada

    Count me in, I’ll be getting this book too!!

  5. tani

    And you people really believe this sh*t huh? Yeah sure In Touch is the magazine that would know that. Get real. It’s been what? 4 years? Get over it.

  6. gem

    Sounds like total BS to me. AJ is no fool and stated in the past that anyone who works for her signs a confidentiality agreement. Also, I thought Brett was banned from the U.S. because of some shit that went down when he manhandled someone in the late 90s, early 2000s. You only saw him with them when they were abroad. Sounds like a story fed by Huvane to diminish the Oscar noms (will they stop at nothing to bring these two down!)

  7. oscar

    I agree with gem about this being BS. This is obviously Angelina paying the bodyguard to “leak” juicy details (the ones she wants everyone to think are true) so that she stays in the limelight. I hate this skank and I wish she would go away!

  8. change

    every time intouch and life style magazines tries to distrub Anji’s life.Anji is really the strongest woman.
    How much he(anji’s guard) gonna get for this stupidity.

  9. bore

    OSCAR’S WIFE IS A UGLY WHORE, UGLY SKANK? THAT WHY HE LIKE TO USE THAT BAD WORD TO OTHER.MOVE ON, JEALOUS HATERS. NOBODY STUPPID TO READ A FAKE STORY BOOK CREATED LIE STORY

  10. JEN

    Stuppid people like to read a fake,lie story book. Smart people use those fake book to wipe out shit. ha ha

  11. JEN

    Stuppid people like to read a fake,lie story book. Smart people use those fake book to wipe out shit. ha ha

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