Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Could Go On The Dole

August 25th, 2008 // 13 Comments

Did you know that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their six children are eligible for child support in France? They’re eligible to receive $2,600 a month!

Brad has registered his brats (I kid, I kid, they’re lovely. And lucrative!) at the town hall in Brignoles. France apparently has some kickass financial benefits to having little angels in their country, regardless of financial status.

They’re eligible for a “nanny payment” of $975.84 a month, and then an “orphan allowance” of $508.97 for each of their three
adopted children. They would receive a hot welfare check once a month of $2,592.81! I say take it. Then you can donate it to charity or let Maddox and Zahara go shoppin’ in Paris. Those two require extreme glamour.

Or send it to Roseanne with a note telling her to stock up on crazy meds. Has she been found dead yet? Only a matter of time.

In other Brad and Angie god and goddess news, Brad himself has photographed his wife and kids for the cover of W magazine at their chateau. This will be for the November issue. I know there’s a wait, but we’ll be ok if we just focus on our daily lives and try not to torture ourselves that we don’t have it right now.


Did you know that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their six children are eligible for child support in France? They’re eligible to receive $2,600 a month! Brad has registered his brats
(I kid, I kid, they’re lovely. And lucrative!) at the town hall in
Brignoles. France apparently has some kickass financial benefits to
having little angels in their country, regardless of financial status.They’re
eligible for a “nanny payment” of $975.84 a month, and then an “orphan
allowance” of $508.97 for each of their three
adopted children. They would receive a hot welfare check once a month
of $2,592.81! I say take it. Then you can donate it to charity or let Maddox and Zahara go shoppin’ in Paris. Those two require extreme glamour.Or send it to Roseanne with a note telling her to stock up on crazy meds. Has she been found dead yet? Only a matter of time.In other Brad and Angie god and goddess news, Brad himself has photographed his wife and kids for the cover of W magazine
at their chateau. This will be for the November issue. I know there’s a
wait, but we’ll be ok if we just focus on our daily lives and try not
to torture ourselves that we don’t have it right now.

By J. Harvey
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  1. caroline

    Who the hell are those kids in the photoshoot? Guess they got tired and traded the others in already.

  2. Taylor

    Caroline – that was from their original W photo spread that they did way back when Mr & Mrs Smith came out. Old pics!

  3. green cardigan

    I thought you had to be French or at least an EU Citizen to qualify for benefits in France ? I thought Brange were American, but i suppose when you are that Godlike, you become a Citizen of the World. 2600USD is about 1800 Euros. THat can’t be correct. They expect people to live on thin air in France, lol. and didn’t Sarko say ‘des caisses sont vide’…meaning the country was broke , so he was cracking down on benefit payments and forcing all the layabouts to go back to work to try and revitalize the economy? Don’t give up the day job just yet, Brang!

    I can see Ange though, hair up in rollers, fag hanging out of the corner of her mouth, in a shiny tracksuit, with a couple of the screaming brats strapped into a buggy, queuing for her childrens’ allowance each month. Brad at home in a net vest, drinking cans of lager waiting for his drinking money….

  4. green cardigan

    I thought you had to be French or at least an EU Citizen to qualify for benefits in France ? I thought Brange were American, but i suppose when you are that Godlike, you become a Citizen of the World. 2600USD is about 1800 Euros. THat can’t be correct. They expect people to live on thin air in France, lol. and didn’t Sarko say ‘des caisses sont vide’…meaning the country was broke , so he was cracking down on benefit payments and forcing all the layabouts to go back to work to try and revitalize the economy? Don’t give up the day job just yet, Brang!

    I can see Ange though, hair up in rollers, fag hanging out of the corner of her mouth, in a shiny tracksuit, with a couple of the screaming brats strapped into a buggy, queuing for her childrens’ allowance each month. Brad at home in a net vest, drinking cans of lager waiting for his drinking money….

  5. green cardigan

    When i read about the new photos that will be published in Nov, my head thumped off the keyboard, resulting in the double post above. sorry!

  6. Malarcus

    I am holding out hope that this is a bullshit item. It makes little sense, considering the personae they project publicly. If true, it becomes a matter of principal. Regardless if they qualify for the funds, they should be ashamed to apply for, let alone take, that money. With a combined worth somewhere in the neighborhood of $185 million, it is a perfect sin if they are indeed going to be collecting the “nanny payment.”

  7. neil

    Malarcus, read much?

  8. cb

    Green cardigan – you don’t need to be French or from the EU for government assistance. Pretty much as long as you’re a legal resident you qualify. I (an American citizen) am moving there next month to be an English teacher and I qualify for housing reimbursement, transportation assistance (as long as I use public transportation) and French ‘food stamps’. Of course, I’m being paid next to nothing, unlike these crazies. I’m going to take the money for sure, but I seriously doubt they will.

  9. Free Fighter

    They may be eligible but they wouldn’t need it or be worth it. They are eurogovernment frauds pretending to be Americans they are not. It didn’t work and their mission in America was a failure. America didn’t buy them.

  10. Zelda F.

    People. This “news flash” is coming from the guy that thinks citizens of Denmark speak Dutch???? Duh. Double Duh. C’mon – don’t believe everything you read!!! It’s all sensationalism. As much as I do NOT like Brad & Angie, even I don’t believe they’d take advantage of the French welfare system. They’re much too proud and self important. Think about it, really. It’s all projection / speculation. By dumbasses that don’t know the difference between Denmark and The Netherlands.

  11. someone

    I cannot imagine that this story is true, how could they possibly qualify for money, when they are worth so much????

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