Brad Pitt And Angelina Grace Japan With Their Brood

January 27th, 2009 // 31 Comments

The Touched By The Hand Of God family arrived at Japan’s Narita International Airport yesterday and proud parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were photographed holding the dual beauties that are twin brother and sister Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt. Genuflect!

This is a total ad for global harmony. Stop your wars! You’ve got Maddox working the mess out of that winter babushka thingy, Pax looking very Prada model with the short hair, peacoat, scarf and biker boots (that’s a stylish five-year-old), Shiloh looking a little lost and hoping Angie doesn’t forget she exists and those beautiful twins – the gleam in Angie’s eyes!

“Former” stoner Brad and Angelina are in Japan to promote their latest films - The Curious Case of Bejamin Button and Changeling. They were reportedly met by screaming crowds at the airport. Angie says that the kids are used to constantly being on the go. Have they really asked them? “You go head, Maw, I’m going to hang at the chalet with the nanny.” You know how Zahara rolls. She’s the one they’re sending to “talk to” that bodyguard.

“Our kids are always packing. They like to pack; it’s a game in our house. It can get very hard trying to find 20 minutes to close your eyes if you’ve been up since four in the morning. We travel so much, we never have to adjust. We change school time to four in the afternoon in we have to,” Jolie recently said.

Never fear, they are returning to the US for the Oscars next month (they’re both nominated). You will be able to tell they’re in the country by the stigmata you receive.

Click any photo to check out all 15+ photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and the kids in the gallery!


The Touched By The Hand Of God family arrived at Japan’s Narita International Airport yesterday and proud parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were photographed holding the dual beauties that are twin brother and sister Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt. Genuflect!This is a total ad for global harmony. Stop your wars! You’ve got Maddox working the mess out of that winter babushka thingy, Pax looking very Prada model with the short hair, peacoat, scarf and biker boots (that’s a stylish five-year-old), Shiloh looking a little lost and hoping Angie doesn’t forget she exists and those beautiful twins – the gleam in Angie’s eyes!“Former” stoner Brad and Angelina are in Japan to promote their latest films - The Curious Case of Bejamin Button and Changeling. They were reportedly met by screaming crowds at the airport. Angie says that the kids are used to constantly being on the go.
Have they really asked them? “You go head, Maw, I’m going to hang at
the chalet with the nanny.” You know how Zahara rolls. She’s the one
they’re sending to “talk to” that bodyguard.”Our
kids are always packing. They like to pack; it’s a game in our house.
It can get very hard trying to find 20 minutes to close your eyes if
you’ve been up since four in the morning. We travel so much, we never
have to adjust. We change school time to four in the afternoon in we
have to,” Jolie recently said.Never fear, they are returning to the US for the Oscars next month (they’re both nominated). You will be able to tell they’re in the country by the stigmata you receive.Check out all 15+ photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and the kids in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. fifth_miracle

    Cute overload..i cant take it…

  2. Amy

    I love how they shield their own eyes with sunglasses, but the kids are left to fend of flashbulbs on their own. Tools.

  3. Luanne

    …how do you propose they ‘shield the childrens eyes, hmmm? Put little mini-shades on them too so that the public can hate on them & sarcastically call them ‘privelidged’ & ‘the chosen ones’ even more, or maybe they should sew a blanket over their heads like Michael Jackson does to his kids…so you can call them wierdos!….YOU’RE THE TOOL, AMY! Dumbass.

  4. Amonalisa

    OMG, those babies are SO flippin’ cute!!!!!

  5. someone

    Everyone knows about the flashbulbs, if the kids had on sunglasses, Im sure most people would know why…The kids are cute, but I can hardly stand the parents…

  6. wha?

    You can hardly stand the parents…yeah, all that rebuilding of New Orleans when your govt did squat and let people drown, all that building of clinics and schools in third world countries ravaged by disease and war, all the millions donated to worthwhile causes, and using their fame to bring awareness to genocide, and refugees the world over, the beautiful family, the love and support they show each other, critically acclaimed performances in great films….yeah, I so see what you “can’t stand,” that would be YOURSELF for not being worth the dirty diapers in their trash, you fcktard.

  7. Blah

    The parents didn’t rebuild New Orleans. They just promote everything they do. You should look closer into the organizations that are really working to put that city back together. Yet, lunatics like you want to take the work of hard working people who don’t use the suffering of the people of New Orleans to promote their films and lives. So if anyone is a fucktard it’s you. Those kids are average looking no better than any other kids you see in malls across America or playgrounds anywhere in the world. Pull your fucking head out of your ass and take a look beyond their hyped humanitarianism.

  8. picture perfect

    These children are quite beautiful. they are not average in the least. I should know I am a photogrpaher.

    the skin tone the eyes the cheeks and the alertness makes a great pic.

    all the other kids are quite beautiful as well. but what makes them truely beautiful is that they are a family thru and thru. a mixture of different background and cultures meshing together.

    As for the parents yes they have done alot to rebuild new orleans and put more time in it that most celebrities did when they went on a marathon to raise money. all they did was write one check and go home to the spas (that would include Jen)

    No this couple is well known in the french quarters and well known on the site that already has families living in houses built by thier efforts. go down to the site and ask them who angie and brad are. people there have even had dinner with them in thier homes. So please …pleasse do your real research.

    b/c brad and angie had put in 5 mil the first year? how much did Jen put in?

    This couple is rated one of the most charitable couples.. unlike Jen who does not even crack the list.
    the list goes by actual monies not pictures.

    so as you put please please pulll your fucking head out of your arse!
    and really really do your research… youd be surprised what you learn. bil O’ Reilly was clearly surpriesed and as he put it “they talk the talk and walk the walk when it comes to thier charities”

    checkmate!

  9. Nicky

    What does Jen have to do with Brad and Angelina helping out people in need? Why do you always have to put Jen into the mix? There are a lot of celebrities who do nothing for the people of New Orleans but I don’t hear you bringing them up. It’s people like you who can’t let go. Brad and Jen’s marriage ended a long time ago so stop bringing her up all the time. She has nothing to do with Brad and Ange’s charity work.

  10. Jess

    I agree, this is a post about Angelina, Brad and their children. Stop bringing up Jennifer and let go already.

  11. Anonymous

    I can’t believe people take this crap or those two seriously. Go read a book! Play an RPG. Don’t fill your mind with this “OMG THEY ARE ANGELS” bunk. This article is full of fluff and will make your head full of fluff. You deserve better.

  12. TJ

    GREAT FAMILY.
    AWESOME CHARITY WORK.
    BEAUTIFUL KIDS.
    WHO CARES ABOUT THE PAST. IT IS WHAT THEY ARE DOING NOW THAT IS IMPORTANT AND THEY GET THINGS DONE. BOTTOM LINE

    IF YOUR HARPING ON THE JOLIE-PITTS, YOUR JUST JEALOUS THEY ARE MAKING IT WORK.

  13. blah

    picture perfect being a photographer doesn’t make you an expert on beauty. You like TJ suffer from brangelunacy. The only reason people know about their charity work is that they constantly harp on it. There are so many that have done more for the city but they don’t have a publicist shouting from the rafters what they’ve done. Your response is so typical of someone who is obsessed with these two self-promoting whores that you have to bring up JA when she was not mentioned. Fucking death to all the brangeloonoies.

  14. EEH

    The column fails to mention Zahara!! How could you forget the fabulousness that is Zahara?! ugh.

  15. Kate

    You are comparing them to regular people who’ve spent hard work and money rebuilding the city. In that you are correct people have done a lot more and do not get the publicity.

    However I also see the other side. When you compare them to other A-list celebrities they really put not only a large amount of money but also their time into helping those less fortunate in various countries around the world. There are not many celebrities you can say that about.

  16. Rosa

    Sorry to burst your bubble Kate but there are dozens of celebrities who do so much more than Brangelina and never mention it. Steven Speilberg, Michael Douglas just to name two. They don’t hold press conferences about their philanthropic endeavors to coincide with the release of one of their films. Look at the late Paul Newman if you want a class act of an A-list actor who gave from the heart unlike skank and skankier. They do this for the “look at me” sense of self-gratification it brings them.

  17. T-Bone

    I’m with Rosa

  18. kiki

    One question, it look like you hate them so much, so why do you spend your time on their post?

  19. Kate

    I’m sure they all have donated but giving $8 million in one year doesn’t seem like they are doing it for publicity, dont they have enough of that already. Who knows I dont know them personally but I commend them for giving their time.

  20. Rosa

    If they didn’t care about the publicity they wouldn’t always announce it. It’s the publicity. They want people like you and idiot kiki to admire them and praise their goodness. Things done from the heart are not paraded and exploited. These two lack tact and subtlety. I don’t hate them, I hate how they twist and manipulate things to their advantage. Total fame whores.

  21. ummmm

    So lets say your famous, and say your one of the most famous couples on the planet, ok sweet, now we have our minds set straight. We are famous, and we are a couple. I go and cut a check for 1 mil to someone trying to rebuild ANYTHING ANYWHERE and you are going to have the media following you. They do mention their charity work in the media, but the media brings it up.
    Bottom line is, they are doing more than they need to do, they are going above and beyond, and if it takes a lil whoring of your charity work to promote a movie that makes you more money, so that you can give more to charity…so be it. Charity is charity. Others in this post will just hate to hate, and chime in cause they know they get responses out of others. Congrats on the whole turning a “hey look at these kids” picture thread into the “they are whores pull your head out your ass, the kids arn’t that good looking thread” sheesh, lame

  22. kiki

    rosa, you are so full of shit, that i will not waste my time to fight with you. Angie is a goodwill ambassador, one of the reason they choose famous people for this function, is because they have approache to the media and they can speak to a lot of people. But really rosa nobody expect you to understand these kind of things.

  23. molly

    these two are a disgrace. They have a nanny for each child who could have brought them on the plane to avoid that circus but prefer to shove them in the media’s faces …. hmmm i wonder why . Oh could it be that the academy are in the process of voting and by presenting themselves as a happy, united ‘rainbow’ family they will garner a few extra votes from saps who fall for this shit. Why is it that we haven’t seen the twins since … oh ya when they prostituted them out for millions !! They are so dislikeable and so obviously publicity whores. BOOOOOOOOOO!!

  24. balooblue

    They use their celebrity in the right way. They don’t need to call anyone for publicity that is reserved for untalented people who need the spotlight to keep them in the public’s eye because they have nothing else going for them. These two hold a special fascination for the public – love them or (claim) to hate them. If they held no fascination for you you would skip by with indifference and if you’re not indifferent you are interested in them. Most celebs sell their baby photos for money and pocket it to swell their coffers and spend it on themselves others know people won’t be that interested in their babies so don’t bother. These two donate the money and if you were in a desperate situation and assisted as a result of their donation you’d be glad of it if you claim you wouldn’t well you are used to lying. Some people just hate to see celebs have it all. They are not a ‘rainbow’ family they are simply a family and a happy one by the looks of it.

  25. Rosa

    They suck, I guess giving money makes you a good person. In the real world that doesn’t work. The money is a smoke screen to deflect from the fact that Angie is and always be a worthless whore. She is the queen of indulgence. Based on the warped theory from some of you Brangelina lovers, any tyrant or mass murderer could give away money and be loved. These two have no integrity they’re like a modern version of Pope Leo X. It’s all ceremony. The jealousy bit is tired and wearing thin. Kiki you are an ignorant Brangelina lover, so you couldn’t possibly understand logic or common sense.

  26. Betta

    Ooohhh..the babies are so adorable and doll like. Love the family!! And Rosa, for someone who hate them, your name sure pop out more than one who love them. What is it that people call…???Oh yeah..whoring. Typical..:)

  27. Scruffy

    I do think this picture is a staged photo-op – there are definitely nannies for this brood. This is the part that puts people off, this keeping up of ‘appearances’. Most celebrity parents have nannies and do not make such an attempt to hide help from the public eye, which comes across as curious, when they are so busy claiming to be ‘so busy’ with kleenex and child puke.

    Brad went so far as to call Angelina ‘savvy’ as opposed to ‘manipulative’ (which NY Times called her for exploiting the media), which was a clear admission of driving an agenda with the publicity, whether it is their image as a ‘happy family’ or ‘do gooders’.

    Most of the pushback is from people who don’t want to be manipulated, and resent being fed a certain story about these two. Clearly, there are others who are willing to gobble it all up.

    Depends on how processed you like your truth. Some prefer it raw.

  28. laprns

    None of my 3 would keep their sunglasses on when they were small. I don’t know of too many kids who would wear them for long.

  29. lori

    these kids are soooooo…. cute!!!

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