Brace Yourselves, ‘Cause Snooki Will Be Here For Awhile
Whether you love her or hate her, Snooki is here for awhile. Once upon a time in Poughkeepsie, Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi, who appeared on Jimmy Fallon Wednesday night, worked as an receptionist making $13/hour. Then the gods of easy money and fast fame smiled upon her, and Snooki barreled into our television sets via Jersey Shore. These days, Schnicks is making $30,000 per episode to act like a complete ass hat. Those tube-tops-that-turn-into-skirts aren’t going to pay for themselves.
Snooki was the first cast member from Shore to have her own E! True Hollywood Story. Seal claps. She also had a reality show with bestie JWOWW coming out, as well as a fragrance (that smells like Karma around 2:00 a.m. mixed with vodka, and topped off with a dollop of vomit).
Snooki told the Huffington Post, “My fragrance will be available for the holidays. It’s called Snooki by Nicole Polizzi. I wanted it be like my personality, so it’s bubbly and fun. It’s a cotton candy smell and very sweet.” Note to consumers: You can buy this s*** from Bonne Bell.