Australian Surfers Had To Contend With Annoying B-Listers
Here’s the pics from the LA premiere of the new Russell Crowe-narrated documentary Bra Boys. No, it’s not about Jessica Simpson’s new Esquire cover. It’s about an Australian surf gang.
Milo Ventimiglia, Nicky Hilton, Adrian Grenier, Brandon Davis and the depicted were all at the after party. Some of these cats are struggling. Who are the European expatriate brother/sister incest team? Andrew Keegan? Dominique Swain? Good lord, did the invitations come a coupon for free Doritos? I will say that David Katzenberg is a cute li’ guy. He probably has Myles Standish State Forest growing on his ass, but I’m into it.
Brandon Davis was reportedly following Bra Boy surfer Koby Abberton around like a bad case of athlete’s foot. “They met through Paris,” said one source. “No one likes him, but they feel bad for him because he has no friends. I assume they’re talking about Brandon because he’s greasy and prone to being spitting the “n” word out car windows. I’m still waiting for Ms. Jay from America’s Next Top Model to view this footage and runway walk down his face.
16 more photos from the premiere of Bra Boys featuring Nicky Hilton, Samaire Armstrong, Andrew Keegan, Dominique Swain, Naomi Hilton, Grant Hilton, Fabian Basabe, Adrian Grenier, John Hensley, Rex Lee and Will Estes are after the jump.
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