Australian Surfers Had To Contend With Annoying B-Listers

April 8th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Here’s the pics from the LA premiere of the new Russell Crowe-narrated documentary Bra Boys. No, it’s not about Jessica Simpson’s new Esquire cover. It’s about an Australian surf gang.

Milo Ventimiglia, Nicky Hilton, Adrian Grenier, Brandon Davis and the depicted were all at the after party. Some of these cats are struggling. Who are the European expatriate brother/sister incest team? Andrew Keegan? Dominique Swain? Good lord, did the invitations come a coupon for free Doritos? I will say that David Katzenberg is a cute li’ guy. He probably has Myles Standish State Forest growing on his ass, but I’m into it.

Brandon Davis was reportedly following Bra Boy surfer Koby Abberton around like a bad case of athlete’s foot. “They met through Paris,” said one source. “No one likes him, but they feel bad for him because he has no friends. I assume they’re talking about Brandon because he’s greasy and prone to being spitting the “n” word out car windows. I’m still waiting for Ms. Jay from America’s Next Top Model to view this footage and runway walk down his face.

Photos: WENN

16 more photos from the premiere of Bra Boys featuring Nicky Hilton, Samaire Armstrong, Andrew Keegan, Dominique Swain, Naomi Hilton, Grant Hilton, Fabian Basabe, Adrian Grenier, John Hensley, Rex Lee and Will Estes are after the jump.

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Photos: WENN

By J. Harvey
  1. ag

    Love Adrian Grenier’s eyes, hate the hair. Get rid of the hair Adrian, dear. Pretty please, with sugar on top!

  2. nicky and samaire

    Funny to see Nicky Hilton’s pic next to Samaire Armstrong. First of all, poor Nicky has gone totally anorexic. Is she wearing that jacket to cover it up, because all the other ladies are wearing more appropriate LA summer clothes.
    Secondly, Kevin Connolly, who dated Nicky Hilton, played against Samaire Armstrong on Entourage. And, seeing the two ladies next to each other, it is obvious that his alter-ego Eric Murphy gets the better “catches”. Samaire looks radiant, while Nicky looks like she will drop if someone doesn’t give her a saltine. I hope that someone helps the poor girl soon!

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