Boy George’s Hustler Imprisonment Trial Starts Today

November 24th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

A London jury heard opening arguments in the case against former Culture Club lead singer and current DJ/colorful fruit loop Boy George, 46, earlier today. Boy is charged with unlawful imprisonment.

The denied from trying to enter the US singer allegedly hired Norwegian male “model” Auden Karlsen to come to his place to “pose for erotic photographs” aka saucy delights for $840 back in April of 2007. George, in some sort of creepy gay version of Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, accused the hustler of messing with his computer so he and an unidentified man reportedly chained the poor guy to a wall in Boy’s bedroom. Does anyone else need something to vomit in?

It was at this point that Boy reportedly whipped out a box of sex toys and began threatening the poor bastard, who managed to get away and haul ass to the police station. A pear-shaped Boy George circa 2007 mincing up on you with a box of marital aids and giggling would make anyone rip their chains out of the wall and leap out a window.

Boy could get up to a life sentence. Did anyone think to free the Gimp back at George’s apartment? Huh? That guy has rights, too!

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of Boy at the courthouse.


A London jury heard opening arguments in the case against former Culture Club lead singer and current DJ/colorful fruit loop Boy George, 46, earlier today. Boy is charged with unlawful imprisonment. The denied from trying to enter the US singer allegedly hired Norwegian male “model” Auden Karlsen
to come to his place to “pose for erotic photographs” aka saucy
delights for $840 back in April of 2007. George, in some sort of creepy
gay version of Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, accused the hustler of messing with his computer so he and an unidentified man reportedly chained the poor guy to a wall in Boy’s bedroom. Does anyone else need something to vomit in?It
was at this point that Boy reportedly whipped out a box of sex toys and
began threatening the poor bastard, who managed to get away and haul
ass to the police station. A pear-shaped Boy George circa 2007
mincing up on you with a box of marital aids and giggling would make
anyone rip their chains out of the wall and leap out a window.Boy
could get up to a life sentence. Did anyone think to free the Gimp back
at George’s apartment? Huh? That guy has rights, too!

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures of Boy at the courthouse.

By J. Harvey
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