Bobby Brown Makes Our Day

January 3rd, 2006 // 10 Comments

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. WTF? Take your crack pipe and stick it up your ass, sweetie. Then again, don’t. Whitney will probably go right up there and dig it out for you.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Mariana

    That’s not Bobby Brown. That’s the unmedicated schizopheric that hangs out begging for change and cursing meerkats outside of my neighborhood Duane Reade!

    Wait, it is Bobby Brown. My schizo has better hygiene. Nevermind.

  2. paula butler

    why are you ragging on Bobby what is the problem
    If you don’t have anything nice to stay about him and his wife why bother don’t say anything at all.

  3. KittyLiterati

    To the above poster: if you have to ask “what is the problem” with Bobby Brown, then perhaps you’d better sit down for the news.

  4. Mariana

    Paula, it’s a gossip site. We gossips are a mean and bitchy lot by nature. Does that answer your question?

  5. Girly Girl

    Kitty & Marianna~

    Cheers to you two for schooling Paula Butler! I’m sure Ms. Butler spends her days scouring the web looking for places to defend her quasi-obsessional intrest in the crack-head union that is Bobby & Whitney.

    Paula Butler~

    Tsk tsk, Paula- the Browns would kick your ass for a crack rock these days, don’t you know?

    As Bobby would say- HELL to the N-O….

    Now go fix yoruself an adult beverage, get a grip on reality (you do not know these people and never will and they do not want to know you), light a Parliament, and LIGHTEN UP!!!!!

  6. akflave

    Paula,

    Your fourth-grade admonitions are appreciated. Really, they are. The problem, though, is that if we couldn’t talk about Bobby without having something nice to say, we wouldn’t ever talk about him. From Bobby’s point of view, this would be tragic. So, we’ll continue to make fun of him, and you’ll continue to fight for his “good name.”

  7. Ldysunfyre

    I think what Paula meant to say was, “We crackheads need love too…*sniffle*.”

  8. Ldysunfyre

    Btw, I have a feeling Miu is shaking her head right now at the love being doled out here. Teehee.

    Having said that, I have a feeling she was getting bored with the non-acidic commenting that had been going on after the registering commenced. Things had gotten kinda blah.

    Thanks, Miu. It feels much more like home again. Ahhh…

  9. CommentOne

    He’s a huge crack head! He looks so dirty. Wendy Williams looks like a drag queen.

  10. steven

    but wendy looks like a beautiful drag queen!

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