Bobby Brown Is Worried Osama Bin Laden Is After Him

August 2nd, 2007 // 4 Comments

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For real. Bobby Brown told an Australian audience that he’s nervous that Osama Bin Laden might be gunning for him. Drugs will do terrible things to your mind. There’s some sort of fact in this sweaty craziness because Osama was reportedly obsessed with Bobby’s crack attack ex-wife Whitney Houston. That’s a hot potential coupling – evil terrorist and crackhead diva. Anyway, Bobby says that he’s beefed up his security and blathered on about some foolish bullshit.

Brown said in Melbourne: “I figure if Bin Laden wants me, and everybody is looking for him, it probably won’t happen. But if he wants to try and find me for something so stupid, he can do what he wants. I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power.

“Come on, if anybody [else was] threatened by Al Qaeda, they’d take it seriously.”

The audience went on to laugh at Bobby’s gut and his wet crotch (Fergie moment?). What the hell? The only person this clown has to worry about ambushing him is one of the many women he’s knocked up and left high and dry. Isn’t he sleeping on some bitch’s couch? Sad.

By J. Harvey
  1. Yummsh

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  2. green cardigan

    ‘I have to leave it in the hands of my higher power.’

    Translates as – I need to take more crack to block this one out.

  3. lookwhaticando

    Oh, Good Lord

  4. Laurita

    Can’t we dangle Bobby over the mountains in Afghanistan as bait? Osama would come out…seriously.

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