Blind Items: Junior Socialite Gone Wild!

March 21st, 2006 // 21 Comments

Page Six had some juicy ones yesterday. Any guesses?

Which scandalized sweetheart demands that her bedmates perform an ultra-raunchy sex act that would seem to belie her good-girl image?

Which married former Olympic ski champ had a steamy tryst with another woman at the Torino olympics?

Which junior socialite just had unprotected, coke-fueled sex in the bathroom of a Lower East Side hipster bar?

Just Asking [Page Six]

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. ap

    #1 is Jessica Simpson
    #3 is Paris Hilton, imho

  2. GossipWhore

    I say:

    #1.) Jessie Simpson

    #2.) ?????

    #3.) One of those scuzzy Gotti boys

  3. dasssn

    2. peekabo street? she did commentary @ torino

  4. gossipmom

    1. Jennifer Aniston
    2. who cares
    3. Nicky Hilton

  5. Trixie

    It’s Jessica Simpson and the raunchy sex act is rim jobs, introduced to her by none other than Johnny Knoxville.

    The other two? No idea.

  6. Lola

    Trixie, how do you know? Were you there? Didn’t think so…

  7. Cris

    1. Has to be Jennifer Aniston. Good Girl.. “The Good Girl”

    2. Picabo Street

    3.Junior Socialite, Nicky Hilton, Paris being the oldest.

    BTW what the hell is a rim job??

  8. krystyn

    yeah, #1 is Jennifer Aniston. ahaha, good for her!

  9. the other lisa

    #3 Casey Johnson (the Johnson & Johnson heiress)

    Rim job = licking the outside of the anus.

  10. Barnie

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    Don’t nock it until you try it. Simply make sure your partner (or you) is well scrubbed. The area is very sensitive and you’ll be coming back for more.

    Trust the gays, they are always one step ahead of the rest in matters of style, substance and great sex.

  11. Barnie

    Blank-

    Don’t knock it until you try it. Simply make sure your partner (or you) is well scrubbed. The area is very sensitive and you’ll be coming back for more.

    Trust the gays, they are always one step ahead of the rest in matters of style, substance and great sex.

  12. tia

    1) jennifer love hewitt
    2) i dont give a (censored)
    3)frankie gotti

  13. 2 Old 4 This

    Barnie you are soooo right!

  14. Fat Kiss

    #1. Jessica Simpson

    #2 ????

    #3. John Gotti Agnello – the Jr. ref gave it away…

  15. jindizzle

    #3 IS LYDIA HEARST

  16. bingobango

    Oh, please. As if a Gotti would be found in a ‘hipster’ bar. They’re about as hip as a vinyl knock off vuitton bag. Now, if you were answering Gotti to the rimjob question… Maybe.

  17. LC

    guys usually can’t perform sex if they’re coke-fueled. i know this for a fact.

  18. Liebez

    Any Lindsy?

  19. kk

    i know for a fact that a lot of guys can and totally totally want to have sex when they are “coke-fueled”.

  20. pete doherty

    the junior socialite is Lindsay Ho-han!

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