Blind Item: Someone On Saturday Night Live is Blowing Rails

February 23rd, 2007 // 8 Comments

You know it’s a slow news day when I’m running blind items . Seriously, Britney’s under lockdown and there’s no more rampaging Manson girl with umbrella photos to remark on. Anyway, somebody on SNL likes to snort all the yay.

Which “SNL”-er is living up to the show’s storied history of drug abuse with a whole lot of blow at the all-night after-show parties?

I’m gonna guess Samberg. Just because he’s irritating. Laser cats and Narnia? Shut up, bitch. He’s even more irritating than Jimmy Fallon and that guy’s like when something’s caught in your eye and you can’t get it out. And you’re all tearing up and wishing you were dead and have to go to the emergency room. It happened to my boyfriend. A pebble friggin’ flew up into the car window and lodged in his damn eye. And the poor bearguy was like streaming tears from one eye and almost mewling in pain. I felt bad for him, but I was happy it wasn’t my eye. Jimmy Fallon and Samberg are like that.

By J. Harvey

  1. Ashley

    You’re totally going to hate me, as in my young and superficial ways, Jimmy and Andy are my fave SNLers.

    As for the drugs, Andy would be the obvious choice, since he’s the youngest.

  2. silvarga

    Don’t feel bad Ashley, I think Andy’s awesome too.

    …and my friends and I LOVED “Laser Cats”.

  3. tex

    It’s Amy Poehler.

  4. JaneSays

    Is Jimmy Fallon still on SNL? If so, it’s him. I know cokeheads when I see them and that dude is a total cokehead, which is why he was so distraught that one of his famous dive bars that catered to celebrities habits, closed down recently.

  5. Rufus

    Horatio’s not there anymore, so this is a tough one. By the way, Samberg is hilarious. Jimmy Fallon sucks. They do not belong in the same sentence.
    It’s definitely not Amy Poehler, not sure what that guy was talking about. My guess is……..Maya Rudolph.

  6. Elaine

    Jimmy Fallon is a huge cokehead. This frat at my college brought him in for this party they were having. He was doing lines all night, in front of everyone, and got so messed up that they had to lock him in an upstairs room because he was freaking everyone out.

    True story.

  7. Brooke

    andy samberg is hilarious, his work on snl has done him no justice. akiva schaeffer, jorma taccone, and andy samberg have created hilarious stuff @

    i’d say its a no go on andy. he’s above that. although he’s apparently not above doing kirsten dunst (shudder)

  8. Me

    Andy samberg is cute & hilarious, fallon is cute but annoying yes. I have no idea who the coke head is but I bet it’s one of the background players.

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