Blake Lively And Her Dog Celebrate Her 21st Birthday

August 25th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

Happy 21st birthday, Blake Lively! The Gossip Girl star rolled up on the set with a dog as the paps wished her ass a Happy 21st. It’s a magical time for a young women. Now is the time when you should got out on the town, hit every single bar you can, and vomit out the side of a taxicab going 60 mph on the expressway.

Oh, and her co-star Leighton Meester was unimpressed by “her friend’s” birthday when asked about it at the Gossip Girl party at Henri Bendel in NYC last night.

“We’re working together early in the morning, so, that’s kind of sad,”
Meester said. “I’m going to be there right when she’s turning 21.” Leighton was asked what she’s going to get Blake.

“That girl has everything,” Meester said,
“with a wave of her hand.”
What a bitch.

I’ve known people to drunkenly fall down flights of concrete steps and get concussions on their 21st birthday, drunkenly hit on numerous straight men on their 21st birthday (that was me. hey, I can’t help if if I have hot straight dudes in my life), and drunkenly squat to pee in the middle of a busy intersection on their 21st birthday. I think Blake needs to do all these things because her bore quotient is up there. Redeem yourself, woman, and do some tequila shooters and punch the shot girl or something.  And be sure to end up looking like this!


Happy 21st birthday, Blake Lively! The Gossip Girl star
rolled up on the set with a dog as the paps wished her ass a Happy
21st. It’s a magical time for a young women. Now is the time when you
should got out on the town, hit every single bar you can, and vomit out
the side of a taxicab going 60 mph on the expressway. Oh, and her co-star Leighton Meester was unimpressed by “her friend’s” birthday when asked about it at the Gossip Girl party at Henri Bendel in NYC last night.”We’re working together early in the morning, so, that’s kind of sad,”
Meester said. “I’m going to be there right when she’s turning 21.” Leighton was asked what she’s going to get Blake.”That girl has everything,” Meester said,
“with a wave of her hand.”
What a bitch.I’ve
known people to drunkenly fall down flights of concrete steps and get
concussions on their 21st birthday, drunkenly hit on numerous straight
men on their 21st birthday (that was me. hey, I can’t help if if I have
hot straight dudes in my life), and drunkenly squat to pee in the
middle of a busy intersection on their 21st birthday. I think Blake
needs to do all these things because her bore quotient is up there. Redeem yourself, woman, and do some tequila shooters and punch the shot girl or something.  And be sure to end up looking like this

By J. Harvey
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