While the kids ate chocolate cake for their January 26th bday, Suleman worked on her fitness for a Star Magazine photo shoot (on stands now. Seductive bikini poses. Vomit.)
To celebrate her success as a parent, Octomon decided to get hair extensions and melt her own face. You look terrific kid. You’re dressed like a sixth grade and your lips take up half your head. All while picking up gifts for the cherubs at Toys R’ Us on January 15th. How are you paying for those toys? You don’t have a job. You’re using that million dollar smile, aren’t you? Here. Take my money. You deserve it.
Just wanted to remind everyone that there are six other kids in the Suleman crew. I have to sit with that for awhile, even if I’ve had a year to digest it.