Bikini Models Shut Down The NY Stock Exchange

February 11th, 2009 // 1 Comment

Guys, I think I figured out why the economy crashed. Just because ladies look pretty in bikinis doesn’t mean they should be running the stock market! Kidding, of course. The truth is these women will handle more money in a day than I will see in a lifetime.

The president of Sports Illustrated joined a gang of hot models, including recent cover girl Bar Rafaeli, to ring in the New York Stock Exchange Closing Bell, which these days probably makes a noise that sounds an awful lot like an exhausted bartender saying, “You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here” before bursting into tears.

Featured in the gallery: Bar Refaeli, Daniella Sarahyba, Tori Praver, Jessica Gomez and Cintia Dicker.

Click any photo to check out all 10+ photos of the Sports Illustrated President And Swimsuit Models Ring NYSE Closing Bell models in the gallery!


Guys, I think I figured out why the economy crashed. Just because
ladies look pretty in bikinis doesn’t mean they should be running the
stock market! Kidding, of course. The truth is these women will handle
more money in a day than I will see in a lifetime.

The president of Sports Illustrated joined a gang of hot models, including recent cover girl Bar Rafaeli,
to ring in the New York Stock Exchange Closing Bell, which these days
probably makes a noise that sounds an awful lot like an exhausted
bartender saying, “You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here”
before bursting into tears.Featured in the gallery: Bar Refaeli, Daniella Sarahyba, Tori Praver, Jessica Gomez and Cintia Dicker.
Check out all 10+ photos of the Sports Illustrated President And Swimsuit Models Ring NYSE Closing Bell models in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
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