Bikini-Clad Phoebe Price Shows Off Her Cans In Cannes

May 21st, 2009 // 12 Comments

It’s been a hot second since we last saw our girl Phoebe Price. She’s been lurking on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival, but we really hadn’t seen too much of her until this spontaneous photoshoot with paparazzi. Phoebe was working on adding some more freckles to her collection when photographers happened upon her milky-white presence.

Lucky for them, she obliged to strike a few casual poses in a bikini and bright pink hat. In fact, Phoebe just so happened to have brought a whole bunch of accessories for just such an occasion including a captain’s hat, go-go boots and a lollipop.

I’m going to write a script entitled Famous: The Phoebe Price Story, just so I can trick her into coming over to my apartment to read for an audition.

Gallery Info: Phoebe Price poses in a bikini on the beach at the 2009 Cannes Film Festival.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. Mia

    GROSS !!!!!
    Holly crap, what a gross thing to look at. I actually just threw up a little in my mouth looking at that Old Hag.

  2. Mia

    GROSS !!!!!
    Holly crap, what a gross thing to look at. I actually just threw up a little in my mouth looking at that Old Hag.

  3. shardy

    wow…

    this just looks so sad.
    like an elephant trying to sell it’s own tusks

    maybe she’ll get a “reality”
    show out this sad display

    either that,
    or an “exclusive” porn contract

    so…sad.

  4. scaatyrc

    Maybe if it wasn’t for the skelotor hands and zelda from the back room fingers and nails…

  5. EVE

    Threw up in my mouth until it was suddenly too small for the bile that delisional hot mess evoked. If only my mouth was on the general scale of PP (such an appropriate moniker!!!) ego I could have maintained my cool points by discreted up chucking. please stop her. seriously. she’s gotta have a fan base on Micronesia or some far flung place with minimal internet capabilities. please help.

  6. Telling it like it is

    yuck!

  7. T-Bone

    Double yuck! Does she really think she’s attractive?

  8. kat420

    Can someone tell me who the fuck is Phoebe Price and wtf does she do exactly, besides being a poser and why do the papparazzi follow her?

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