Bikini-Clad Heidi Montag And Crystal Harris’ Vegas Pool Party [PHOTOS]

Heidi Montag and Crystal Harris co-hosted a pool party at Wet Republic on what would have been her wedding day.  The boob troop posed for a photo of themselves lookng at an issue of Harris’s Playboy issue, looking like SUCH pirate hookers.

Montag told Us Weekly she worked out for “14 hours a days” before hosting the Las Vegas pool party because she had gained some love pounds.  “It was the most I’ve ever been because I’ve kind of been in hiding eating pie with my husband [Spencer Pratt] and puppies, so I needed to get back in shape,” the bleached-out halfwit claimed.  We’ll see Montag next in VH1’s reality show, Famous Food on July 10th, according to Pop Eater.

PHOTOS: Heidi Montag Is Cheap-Looking.  Now And Forever.

Hef’s ex, Holly Madison was none-too-pleased to hear about Harris’s gig, calling it a “new low” on Twitter.  The reality star then tweeted to Robin Leach, “That’s disgusting and whoever booked her is tacky!”

Montag’s hair will turn into straw soon.  And we will laugh.