Janelle, who is a VIP Cocktail Waitress (WTF), obviously wasn’t making enough from her VIP stint. It seems that she used to model for a costume catalog before her big break on Big Brother 6.
Janelle’s hobbies consist of rollerblading, going to the spa, and shopping.
(Thanks to P.L. for the photos.)
I LIVE IN MIAMI, AND I JUSRT GOT MARRIED, AND I WENT TO A POPULAR CLUB FOR MY BATCHELOR PARTY, AND WE GOT A VIP TABLE, AND THIS STUPID GIRL WAS MY WAITRESS. THE FUNNY THING IS, SHE WAS WEARING THOSE WHITE LEG THING( I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE CALLED) AND A WHITE MIMI SKIRT AND TOP. SHE HAS A NICE BOD BUT THE FACE IS BUSTED. SHE WAS A TOTAL BITCH TO US, BUT WHEN I PAYED AND TIPPED HER SHE BECAME NICE. SHE SAW MY CHANEL BAG, AND SHE WAS ALL OF A SUDDEN LIKE” OH I LOVE YOUR PURSE”, WHAT A STUPI HO, SHE HAS A RAP SHEET FOR STEALING TOO.
What’s the deal? Are you using some kind of special keyboard that was made without a caplock key? Are you maybe some superintelligent gorilla sitting in a cage somewhere who has been given a computer to attempt rudimentary communication with, but your non-opposable thumbs are too big to hit the caplock release button? Maybe you suffer from poor self esteem and are seeking to compensate and make your innermost thoughts known in as aggressive a way as possible? Perhaps the time you spend buying Chanel bags and sitting at VIP tables and being waited on by unfortunate-looking cocktail waitress would be better spent reading a book on computer etiquette. If I can compel you to look down at your keyboard, if you look on the far left side, next to the letter “A”, you’ll see something called “Caps Lock”. If you gently tap this key, you will still be able to post your stupid, semi-literate musings, and you will appear slightly less retarded. Hope this helps! Ian
Is the the same Ian from two days ago commenting on Rachael Bilson? When did you learn how to type, this morning?
I am wondering where Ian’s 15 year old sex drive went. I mean, this is the first comment he’s made where he does not say he wants to bang someone!
Crystal – thats a purty name. lets u and me get 2gether. Better?
Mimi, darling, who the hell would let YOU into Mansion?
FIRST OF ALL ,IAN, WHY THE HELL DO YOU CARE IF USE CAPITAL LETTERS? WHY DO PEOPLE ON THIS POST WANT TO ATTACK OTHER BLOGGERS? IS IS THAT YOU ARE JUST A JERK THAT LIKES TO PICK ON PEOPLE? I WAS SHARING A FIRST HAND STORY ABOUT MEETING THIS GIRL, I DO NOT NEED TO BE TOLD OFF FOR USING CAPITAL LETTERS. YOU OBVIOUSLY ENJOY CALLING PEOPLE “STUPID” ECT…BECAUSE YOU ARE INSECURE AND IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD TO PUT PEOPLE DOWN THAT YOU DO NOT EVEN KNOW. GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO PICK ON.
Why do I get the feeling that Mimis’ Chanel bag was made in Japan and cost her $10.00…………
LMAO @ Mimi….using caps means you’re shouting…which makes your nonsensical post even more ridiculous.
OH, AND JOHNNY, I NEVER MENTIONED IT WAS MANSION, ALL THOUGH YOU ARE RIGHT, OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE BEEN DOING YOUR RESEARCH ON JANELLE. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW ME, WHY DO YOU QUESTION WHAT CLUBS I CAN OR CANNOT GET INTO? YOU REMIND ME OF A 2ND GRADER. WHY, LIKE IAN, DO YOU SAY RUDE THINGS TO THE BLOGGERS ON THIS POST? EVERONE THAT LIVES IN MIAMI GOES OUT AND GETS TABLES, THATS WHAT PEOPLE DO HERE. I AM SURE YOU ARE ANOTHER BITTER, INSECURE PERSON THAT GETS OFF TALIKG MEANLY TO PEOPLE YOU DONT KNOW. YOU AND IAN SHOULD GROW UP
Mimi – chill. Just ignore it and it will crawl back under the rock it came from.
And for the record, Caps Lock makes it seem like you’re using more attitude than you really are. And also makes my eyes bleed a little.
I beg you to please stop writing ONLY in caps!!
It is called having forum/blog/e-mail etiquette darling.
WHY THE HELL AM I BEING ATTACKED BY ALL THESE BLOGGERS? YOU PEOPLE GIVING ME A HARD TIME ARE A BUNCH OF A-HOLES ANYWAY. TALK ALL THE SHIT YOU WANT ABOUT ME, I KNOW I AM A BETTER PERSON, I DONT NEED TO PUT DOWN STRANGERS.
Hey Mimi…I have a genuine original Chanel suit to go with your purse.Only $25.00.
OH, PROPER ETTIQUETTE? SITTING HERE TALKING CRAP ABOUT CELEBS ALL DAY DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY FREAKIN ETTIQUETTE. WE ARE NOT WRITING A THESIS HERE.
IF I WANT TO WRITE IN CAPS, IT IS A FREE COUNTRY, AND OTHER BLOGGERS DO IT TOO, I DO NOT SEE THEM BEING ATTACKED, REALLY WHY ARE YOU GUYS BEING SO RUDE TO ME? I RWALLY DONT DESERVE THE PERSONAL ATTACKS.
Mimi if you really want to know why you are “being attacked” …….a little tip……try reading your posts.They aren’t exactly friendly and polite.
I think that this crap is funny. This chic tells a story about a first hand experience with this Big Brother chic, and you guys are ripping her a new one! I sure wont talk about my first hand experiences on this site! Anyway, Janelle is fugly
Mimi – stop responding and it will stop giving them ammo. Or stop all the caps-shouting. Whichever is easier.
Jesus, didn’t there used to be some non-highschoolers who read this blog?
BRIAN, I DO NOT THINK I HAVE BEEN RUDE TO ANYONE, I AM JUST DEFENDING MYSELF AFTER BEING INSULTED, I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I GIVE A CRAP, BUT REALLY, THIS ENTIRE THING IS SO DUMB.
This is for Mimi…if you are so fired up about people attacking you, then maybe you should check your spelling before you spout off again. Just trying to help before you are attacked for spelling incorrectly and missing letters all together. Maybe you should take the caps off and slow down.
ok, lets get back to the point, this janelle looks like a ho.
I read your post, I think the people were offended by the chanel bag comment. But really, there was nothing offensive about it, just stop defending yourself and these people will go away.
is this janelle girl famous or something? I never heard of her in my life
I think it’s the ALL CAPS that is getting on the nerves of our fellow posters…simply turn it off or stop posting.
JEN – YOU ARE RIGHT, I AM HYPED UP, BUT LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE INSULTING ME. I AM NOT USED TO BEING VERBALLY ATTACKED, BUT I AM CALM NOW, I DONT CARE, IT JUST SUCKS THAT PEOPLE ARE SO RUDE.
Well,you seem to crave the attention or you’d just stop posting.And calling people ass****s and saying they talk s*** is one way to get attention.
Pathetic? or sad? Maybe both?
Is it a bizarre point of pride with you that you continue to use all caps? I can walk you through the “how to find the caps lock button” tutorial again but I think we’d both be wasting our time.I enjoy calling stupid people “stupid” not because I’m insecure but rather because I feel vastly superior to people incapable of operating computer keyboards and am trying to do my little part in helping them improve their horrible computer etiquette. We’re still getting together, right? Lov ya, Ian
I WILL NEVER STOP NEVER NEVER NEVER….I WILL POST AND POST AND POST UNTIL YOUR EYES POP OUT OF YOUR HEADS!!!!!!!!
JUST KIDDING, IM OUT
Yo,Ian….you better type slower and use smaller words if you want Mimi to understand you.
Your first post to Mimi was the first one that I have found enjoyable. A definite impovement from your past posts. You are showing some signs of not being such a neanderthal after all.
I love Janelle, on the show. It took a while but she’s my favorite person on there.
And while I, agree, that is a terrible picture of her and she has no business “modeling”, there were much better pictures of her on that site. I don’t see why she doesn’t just get a nose job…since she has had so many plastic surgeries.
Jen: I knew it was only a matter of time before you would fall for the ian-ator. LEts get together and let the majic hapen!
Mimi X (to preserve her anonymity) has been my patient for the last 4 years and I feel compelled to come to her defense. Mimi has a rare form of hearing impairment which compels her to type in all capital letters. She is better able to communicate and express her ideas in this manner and I would ask each of you, when communicating with Mimi, to bear this is mind and communicate to hear in a like manner. This impairment does not make her technically “retarded” or “dimwitted” in and of itself. Please try to be understanding.
Dr. Emil Leotard
You just couldn’t help it, could you???
im only human and your obviusly very very foxy my lady. Oh no, the Flowers for Algernon process has reversed itself. Arghhhh…….
are Brian and Ian the same person? If they are not, they should be a couple, they share many of the same views and often compliment eachother. It is kind of creepy.
I’ve noticed Ian makes a lot of e-love connections on here…
I don’t know Brian and I don’t think I’ve ever complimented him, although I will certainly seek opportunities to. HI MIMI! Ian
I’M BACK . UUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Ian makes connections on here with hopes of getting laid…..
Doesn’t everybody do everything with the hopes of getting laid? Whay you gots to be hatin’? WELCOME BACK MIMI!!
In response to Ian’s “e-love connections”-
I merely thought that his responses to Mimi were slightly more intelligent than his past “I’d bang her” posts. Sometimes it’s fun just to be able to laugh at someone else’s humor. You rarely find that. Isn’t that why we are all reading and posting????
Sorry no e-love connections here.
HEY BABES!!!! Look, just for you, I stopped my mental illness of typing in CAPITAL LETTERS. I am trying to change, I just had a therapy session with my doctor and I think I am on the road to recovery. But, please , just incase I let go and do it again, please don’t hate me Ian!!!!!
I know, Ian must’ve forgotten to get wasted before sitting down at the computer today.
OK- this has nothing to do with my CAPS addictions, but check out the story about KATE MOSS on hers-
It is by far the juciest story I have read today
Hey Ian….your keboard or mine?Have your hard drive interface with my hard drive.
Ian’s having trouble getting his hard drive hard…..
Thank you very much for turning off your cap lock. I take your posts more seriously as a result and I appreciate it very much. Ian
PS – now howza bout a little boingety boing?
Ian wasn’t having a problem with his hard drive last night that I could tell, how ’bout you, Brian???
Sorry Jen,I never interface and tell…….well,ALMOST never.
Sorry Brian…I’ll try to keep your name out of it next time even though you’re always there.
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