Beyonce’s Working A Train At ‘Obssessed’ NYC Screening

Oooooh. I am sooooo looking forward to this movie! I could hear the “You touched my child!” line over and over and I would giggle every time. This is going to be so trashtastic!

Beyonce (we know you can sing) hit the red carpet for The Cinema Society & MCM screening of Obsessed in what had to be another House of Deron creation. When is Tina Knowles going to realize that she can design anything other than stage costumes? I mean, a short skirt with a train!?!?!

It was a red carpet full of bad fashion. Ali Larter I’m taking to you. Kim Kardashian I’m talking to you (nice makeup job on the face though).

I’m amazed at how incredibly handsome Ralph Macchio has become (check out the images below). Goodbye Karate Kid!

Anyway back to Beyonce. Other than battling her husband’s stalker on screen, she has a life plan. She wants to settle down in a couple of years and have some children with her husband, hip hop mogul Jay-Z, do less touring and — debut on Broadway. “It’s my ideal job.”

God help us all.

Gallery Info: Beyonce, Kim Kardashian, Idris Elba, Ali Larter, Cheyenne Jackson, Jerry O’Connell, Ralph Macchio, Dick Cavett, Naturi Naughton, Mickey Dolenz, Mark Indelicato, Olivia Palermo, Lee Daniels, Louis Guzman, Lydia Hearst, Maggie Rizer, Sheri Saum, Jessica White, Ryan Lochte, Melora Hardin, Kiera Chaplin, Rocco DiSpirito, Nigel Barker, Chris Benz, Kelly Bensimon, Julie Henderson, Russell Simmons, Christian Siriano, Tinsley Mortimer, Tina Knowles, Patricia Field and Janice Combs at The Cinema Society & MCM Host A Screening Of Obsessed.