Beyoncé Traumatized By The Miracle Of Birth

November 25th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

Beyoncé (you might know her better as Sasha Fierce) taped an episode of the Ellen DeGeneres show to air today, and when asked if she would ever give birth to her formerly top-secret husband Jay-Z‘s kids, had this to say:

“One day, maybe,” the singer said.

Why so enthusiastic? Maybe Sasha Fierce was on break. No, it’s because she was in the delivery room during the birth of her younger sister (and the definition of “overshadowed”) Solange‘s kid. Solange is the one who wears freaky outfits to events for zee attention. She’s kind of like the sister who tried to have Whitney killed in The Bodyguard.

“I was there in the delivery room and it kind of traumatized me,”
Beyoncé told Ellen. “I said please don’t have me in
the room. And she said, ‘You have to. I’m your sister. Stop being so
silly.’ Well, I was right!”

Of course you were. “I’m your sister”? I don’t care if we’re identical twins, that’s between you and the father, homegirl. Stay in the waiting room and have some champagne and let the mom and the doctors do the work. No one needs to be there when there’s placenta a’flyin’!

Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of Beyonce (and her child-bearing thighs) performing at the American Music Awards. And you can click here for a clip!

Beyoncé (you might know her better as Sasha Fierce) taped an episode of the Ellen DeGeneres show to air today, and when asked if she would ever give birth to her formerly top-secret husband Jay-Z‘s kids, had this to say:

“One day, maybe,” the singer said.

Why so enthusiastic? Maybe Sasha Fierce was on break. No, it’s because
she was in the delivery room during the birth of her younger sister
(and the definition of “overshadowed”) Solange‘s kid. Solange is the one who wears freaky outfits to events for zee attention. She’s kind of like the sister who tried to have Whitney killed in The Bodyguard.

“I was there in the delivery room and it kind of traumatized me,”
Beyoncé told Ellen. “I said please don’t have me in
the room. And she said, ‘You have to. I’m your sister. Stop being so
silly.’ Well, I was right!”

Of course you were. “I’m your sister”? I don’t care if we’re identical
twins, that’s between you and the father, homegirl. Stay in the waiting
room and have some champagne and let the mom and the doctors do the
work. No one needs to be there when there’s placenta a’flyin’!

Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of Beyonce (and her
child-bearing thighs) performing at the American Music Awards. And you
can click here for a clip!

By J. Harvey
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