Beyonce And Her Thickness Army Invade Miami Beach

October 3rd, 2008 // 1 Comment

She really doesn’t want anyone taking her drink. Here’s Beyoncé having a nice, relaxing stroll on Miami Beach. Accompanied by five huge tanks. Wow, she’s really nervous that people are going to attack her. Is it because of that huge Jay-Z-provided ring she’s wearing? She should drink more and loosen up and maybe actually enjoy life. Do you get the feeling that she’s so career-fixated that she can’t actually feel her existence? Like she just goes, and goes, and goes and she’s so famous and incredibly guarded that she doesn’t ever laugh or smile for real?

Maybe she should take some time off, rent a villa somewhere, get some booze and food, invite 20 of her closest friends and just have a big effin’ party and loosen her weave for two seconds. Man, she’s going to look around in 20 years and be all “who am I?” She’s totally been to Paradise, but she’s never been to Beyonce.

Then again, what the hell is she doing on the beach? Doesn’t she have an album to turn in? 


She really doesn’t want anyone taking her drink. Here’s Beyoncé having
a nice, relaxing stroll on Miami Beach. Accompanied by five huge tanks.
Wow, she’s really nervous that people are going to attack her. Is it
because of that huge Jay-Z-provided ring
she’s wearing? She should drink more and loosen up and maybe actually
enjoy life. Do you get the feeling that she’s so career-fixated that
she can’t actually feel her existence? Like she just goes, and goes, and goes and she’s so famous and incredibly guarded that she doesn’t ever laugh or smile for real? Maybe
she should take some time off, rent a villa somewhere, get some booze
and food, invite 20 of her closest friends and just have a big effin’
party and loosen her weave for two seconds. Man, she’s going to look
around in 20 years and be all “who am I?” She’s totally been to
Paradise, but she’s never been to Beyonce.Then again, what the hell is she doing on the beach? Doesn’t she have an album to turn in? 

By J. Harvey
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  1. jay

    Wow, occasionally you spew something with some insight.:-) She really is on the hamster wheel of life right now…a platinum and diamond wheel, but a wheel none the less.

    Time for a break, B, for all our sakes.

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