Ben, Jen Over [E Online]
Ding dong, the wicked couple is dead! Not literally, of course. I couldn’t possibly wish that on anyone. Except for David Gest.
It came as a shock to no one. Jennifer finally got tired of compulsive gambler and substance abuser, Ben Affleck. Now it make sense as to why she was partying with Diddy, and hasn’t been wearing the ring (which you know she’s keeping).
Ben will never again find another hottie on the level of Miss Lopez. What level that is, I’m not quite sure.
The question is who will Jennifer seduce next, and be totally in love with for 12 to 18 months?