Benji Madden Thinks Paris Hilton Is “Pure”

July 1st, 2008 // 4 Comments

That bitch needs his eyes checked, and should haul ass down to the free clinic for a come-to-Jesus STD testing. Benji Madden is said to have instructed girlfriend Paris Hilton not to get a tattoo of their love because he wants her to remain “pure”.

She’s about as pure as the crackhead hooker with the stained hotpants who wants to know if you got a date for the evening or not.

Benji is reportedly getting HER emblazoned on his body somewhere. That sounds like what happens when you lose a really big bet. Madden told Paris she couldn’t ink his name on her anywhere, though.

“He is going to get one of me but he won’t let me get one. He doesn’t like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure.”

Remind me to take Benji’s hand under running water and spell the word for it with my fingers in his palm. This one needs The Miracle Worker.

You do realize that dog isn’t getting out alive, right?


That bitch needs his eyes checked, and should haul ass down to the free
clinic for a come-to-Jesus STD testing. Benji Madden is said to have
instructed girlfriend Paris Hilton not to get a tattoo of their love because he wants her to remain “pure”.

She’s about as pure as the crackhead hooker with the stained hotpants
who wants to know if you got a date for the evening or not.

Benji is reportedly getting HER emblazoned on his body somewhere. That
sounds like what happens when you lose a really big bet. Madden told
Paris she couldn’t ink his name on her anywhere, though.

“He is going to get one of me but he won’t let me get one. He doesn’t like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure.”

Remind me to take Benji’s hand under running water and spell the word for it with my fingers in his palm. This one needs The Miracle Worker.

You do realize that dog isn’t getting out alive, right?

By J. Harvey
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  1. Tom T

    Generally, I agree, but I think she actually does look kind of pure in this video:

    Paris Hilton Audition Tape!

  2. jami

    Pure as a Valtrex presciption!

  3. Gil

    Didn’t she get a tattoo already of the boy band guy ….. um… Nick Carter? His name?

  4. Steve

    she is pure garbage

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