Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Live In The Hood

We all thought that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck had it so good. Apparently, the don’t. Their neighborhood is seemingly crime infested.

Police have warned the couple and their neighbors to make sure their doors and windows are locked at all times and to try to make sure that someone is at home all day, every day.

A police spokesman says, “We’ve got a roving gang of burglars up on this hill and they’re hitting this neighborhood like crazy.

“The neighbors have been made aware of the situation, and they’re taking extra precautions.”

I don’t know if I’ll be able to fall asleep tonight. I’m fraught with worry for the couple.