Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Live In The Hood

March 10th, 2006 // 13 Comments

We all thought that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck had it so good. Apparently, the don’t. Their neighborhood is seemingly crime infested.

Police have warned the couple and their neighbors to make sure their doors and windows are locked at all times and to try to make sure that someone is at home all day, every day.

A police spokesman says, “We’ve got a roving gang of burglars up on this hill and they’re hitting this neighborhood like crazy.

“The neighbors have been made aware of the situation, and they’re taking extra precautions.”

I don’t know if I’ll be able to fall asleep tonight. I’m fraught with worry for the couple.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. fallgirl29

    jen could kick any intruders ass..she is a spy for the cia you know…

  2. Kelsey

    I dunno, I think Affleck looks like he’s thuggin it out pretty hard there, with his sideways toque and all….he’s prolly packin’!…It’s in the left pocket of the diaper bag

  3. Am

    “wrought” not fraught.

  4. iona

    According to Mirriam Webster Online:

    frought:

    2 : full of or accompanied by something specified — used with ‘with’

    Fraught is perfectly acceptable. God I hate grammar nazis.

  5. iona

    And of course I noticed that I spelled fraught wrong the instant I hit the ‘post’ button….sigh. But my point stands.

  6. grammerless

    Do you know which neighborhood they are referring to–Brentwood or their home in Georgia? I ask as I live in Brentwood and would like to know if I need to lock and load. Thanks!

  7. spellless

    Oh, I mean grammar. It is always so distracting when people focus too much on grammar, rather than delivery. I guess it makes them feel powerful somehow. So we all have a job, I guess. But it is a real intimacy crusher, that is for sure, unless one gets into debating about the specifics, then it gets really fun.

  8. Brentwood? Crime ridden? The hood? Errr. the Only crime Brentwood has is crimes against plastic surgery.

    That area of LA is so dull I would have thought that an injection of crime would be welcomed.

  9. Silasdog

    Sleazyvegas, you got me laughing hard on that one “crimes against plastic surgery”, love it.

  10. money

    Money my dear is never dull.

  11. lia

    Soo poor people!! I feel with them and the baby!!!

  12. eric

    Internet sucks.

    Doesn’t say where they live.

    Brentwood .

  13. Carine

    Beautiful family!

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