Before The Fashionistas Go Into Hibernation…

February 27th, 2007 // 1 Comment

Fashion Week in New York, Paris, London and Milan takes it’s toll on the lovers of style. They had to endure hours of fashion shows, after parties until dawn, and VIP treatment. Poor things. *Note eye rolling* What will they do to re-energize? How do they go on? Hilary Alexander was brave enough to ask the stretched starlets for their “secrets.”

Donatella Versace manages to move on by sleeping at least four hours everyday. Gisele Bundchen stresses that it is important to have a life. Deep. Very deep. While Anna Wintour plays tennis, I half figured it would be secretly devouring wet burritos.

“It’s my only secret. Same thing [for Milan]. I go to a wonderful club. It is about 10 minutes from my hotel. I have a wonderful pro there. He doesn’t talk to me and I don’t talk to him. And we just hit the ball around for an hour. It gets me going.” Anna says pretending to care about what she is being asked.

Marry that man, Anna. Or at least make him your man-whore.

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By Cara Harrington
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  1. T-Bone

    Is this witch wearing a huge, REAL fur coat? What an a-hole!

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