…Children Getting Older And I’m Getting Older, Too

October 26th, 2007 // 3 Comments

Ethan Hawke and Marisa Tomei are getting up there, eh? Remember the days of “Reality Bites” and Marisa going out with Christian Slater and his monkey heart? *sigh* The 90′s. And let me break this to you now…Phillip Seymour Hoffman is the hottest of the hot. I know some of you people might sniff at that, but he’s red-headed (or whatever color he’s twerking here) and Irishy-looking, and a phemonal actor and have you heard about the murders in Kansas? Did you know he was a high school (or college, I was actually looking at his picture more than paying attention) wrestler and he went into acting to impress the ladies? God, Phillip Seymour Hoffman in a singlet. What? I’ve got eclectic tastes, ok? He’s rad! Oh, and did I mention he’s buck ass naked in his new flick. *whoosh* (that was me running out to the box office to purchase a ticket to see Phil Seymour Hoff bod). Here’s pics from the premiere of “Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead”.

It’s a sight we never thought we’d see – a stark naked Philip Seymour Hoffman in the very first frame of Sidney Lumet’s latest, “Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead.” The Oscar-winning actor and an equally nude Marisa Tomei kick off the harrowing thriller with a steamy sex scene that had everyone talking Wednesday night at the Cinema Society screening of Lumet’s 45th film. Hoffman, Tomei and co-star Ethan Hawke were on hand for the Sagatiba Rum-sponsored showing and the star-studded after-party on the roof lounge of the Gramercy Park Hotel.

Why is it a sight you’d never thought you’d see? HUH? HUH? What’s wrong with a guy with a gut? And skin so pale that milk looks leathery.

Photos: Getty Images

See more photos (Tommy Hilfiger, Marisa Tomei, Juliana Margulies, Phillip Seymor Hoffman, Ethan Hawke, Sheryl Crow, Lauren Bacall) after the jump.

By J. Harvey
  1. Loob

    I loved Phillip Seymour Hoffman so much in The Big Lebowski. Back then, I had never seen him before, and man what a scene stealer! :D

  2. Snarzy McSnigglePott

    OK. So where are the pictures of Stevie Nicks?

  3. Persistent Cat

    When did Ethan Hawke stop being hot?

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