…Children Getting Older And I’m Getting Older, Too

Ethan Hawke and Marisa Tomei are getting up there, eh? Remember the days of “Reality Bites” and Marisa going out with Christian Slater and his monkey heart? *sigh* The 90’s. And let me break this to you now…Phillip Seymour Hoffman is the hottest of the hot. I know some of you people might sniff at that, but he’s red-headed (or whatever color he’s twerking here) and Irishy-looking, and a phemonal actor and have you heard about the murders in Kansas? Did you know he was a high school (or college, I was actually looking at his picture more than paying attention) wrestler and he went into acting to impress the ladies? God, Phillip Seymour Hoffman in a singlet. What? I’ve got eclectic tastes, ok? He’s rad! Oh, and did I mention he’s buck ass naked in his new flick. *whoosh* (that was me running out to the box office to purchase a ticket to see Phil Seymour Hoff bod). Here’s pics from the premiere of “Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead”.

It’s a sight we never thought we’d see – a stark naked Philip Seymour Hoffman in the very first frame of Sidney Lumet’s latest, “Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead.” The Oscar-winning actor and an equally nude Marisa Tomei kick off the harrowing thriller with a steamy sex scene that had everyone talking Wednesday night at the Cinema Society screening of Lumet’s 45th film. Hoffman, Tomei and co-star Ethan Hawke were on hand for the Sagatiba Rum-sponsored showing and the star-studded after-party on the roof lounge of the Gramercy Park Hotel.

Why is it a sight you’d never thought you’d see? HUH? HUH? What’s wrong with a guy with a gut? And skin so pale that milk looks leathery.

Photos: Getty Images

See more photos (Tommy Hilfiger, Marisa Tomei, Juliana Margulies, Phillip Seymor Hoffman, Ethan Hawke, Sheryl Crow, Lauren Bacall) after the jump.