Becks Wants More Kids Because His Soccer Days Are Obviously Over And He’s Going to Need Something To Do

August 31st, 2007 // 8 Comments

David Beckham doesn’t seem too concerned about the fact that his season with the L.A. Galaxy appears to be over due to ANOTHER injury. It’s been pointed out that I don’t know shit about soccer and only an ignoramus like me would be pissed off that this bitch just got a boatload of paper and played 1 1/2 games. Yes, I’m a layperson and a vapid troll loudmouth but if I just spent that much money on something – it had better deliver. It was like a gazillion dollars! You woulda thought he came down off the cross to kick the ball around! Bend it like you’re fragile! Anyway, he says that he and Posh want more little future models.

On the possibility of more Beckhams:

At some point…When we first met, we never even spoke about how many kids we wanted. It was just lucky that we both actually wanted around the same number. We both want four or five kids…we’re very family oriented.

On trying to have a girl this time around:

That’s one thing I’ll be trying — changing my diet and wearing tight pants!”

Wouldn’t wearing tight pants IMPEDE sperm count? Is he playing with our heads? How do they do it over in Britain? Though, if you wanna wear tight pants – by all means go for it, HotAss. Bust out those booty chokers!


By J. Harvey

  1. Sarah

    aw you’re not an ignoramus. I agree completely. They paid serious scratch for busted goods. There was such a fuss over his arrival and how great he’d be, and now all you hear about are his injuries sidelining him. It’s like buying a $100,000.00 sports car and having it break down on you. Except it’s going to stay broken down for six weeks. RIP OFF!!

  2. Sara

    yeah i agree. it really makes me mad that people are paid that much to play sports anyway….

  3. Darth Paul

    He’s a total waste of millions. Most footballers peak at age 26 or so…not surprsingly, the LA team was just looking to buy an image, not a quality player. They should’ve sprung for Frank Lampard or Eidur if they wanted viable skills.

  4. Mich

    The LA Galaxy brought DB over because of his image and his name. DB is NOT the best soccer player in the world. He may be the best at set pieces, but he’s not the best player. The Galaxy absolutely could have brought someone with much greater skill over, but that won’t fill stadiums. So, I believe what they are doing is getting Beckham to fill seats and get people interested in soccer, then they will bring over bigger and better talent when the interest is there.

  5. Frida

    obviously it’s unfortunate that he got hurt again, but it’s not really his fault, is it? It’s football and it happens.

  6. You are by no means the only one annoyed by this and I could not care less about soccer.

  7. betta than u



    I QUOTE brett:

    “You should remember that David Beckham just played an entire season with Real Madrid, who won the Spanish league this year. He also plays for England.
    This is why

  8. Loob

    “Bend it like you’re fragile!”

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