Beckham’s Voted Most Pointless Celebrities

September 13th, 2005 // 22 Comments

In Britain that is. I’m sure Paris Hilton would have racked up a few votes if the scope had been a bit wider.

Victoria Beckham has been voted the nation’s most pointless celebrity, with husband David coming second. The former Spice Girl topped a poll of TV viewers who were left asking: “What is she for?”

The survey was held as part of the Channel 4 show The Death of Celebrity, presented by former Daily Mirror editor Piers Morgan.

The programme wages war on celebrities who are famous despite having little or no talent.

I don’t quite see how David could come in at number two, seeing he’s an international sports star. This must all be taken into perspective because Prime Minister Tony Blair came in at No 5.

Beckhams ‘the most pointless’ [Scotsman]

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. cleo

    I can understand Victoria being voted first .. but David..I mean put all the bling and cheesy fashion statements aside and you actually have a very talented athlete. Anyone Agree?

  2. BEDhead

    That kinda goes without saying…

  3. EmilyB

    Yes, but with the bling, he is just SMARMY. Yechh.

  4. LuvChoo

    and she needs a shave.

  5. Cheesy

    Gosh, I wish I could find melons that round and firm when I went to the produce section at the grocery. But then, if I found such perfection, one would know it was full of saline.

  6. Anna

    His ‘n Hers 5 o’clock shadow

  7. jim

    What brit is relevant?

  8. MIMI

    THE SKIN AROUND HER BOOBS COULD NOT BE ANY TIGHTER. WHY ARE THE MOST FAMOUS PEOPLE TODAY EVEN FAMOUS? PARIS, NICOLE, POSH, CARMEN ELECTRA, ALL THESE PEOPLE DO NOT EVEN DESERVE THE ATTENTION THEY GET. I LIKE PEOPLE THAT ARE ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE KATE HUDSON, ANGIE AND BRAD, EVEN KANYE, BUT I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE SPOILED RICH DUMB GIRLS!!

  9. damer

    How does D. Beckham get second place on this list? V. Beckham, sure, because when she stopped being hot, she lost the only point worth considering. So yes, pointless she now is. But the last I checked D. Beckham plays on Real Madrid, the English National Team, and like him or not, he is to some extent iconic. Sort of like a Joey Buttafuoco, except British.

  10. stina

    You have a misused apostrophe in your title. It should be “Beckhams voted…” apostrophe use is appropriate only in the possesive.

    love this blog, though!! check it every day! keep up the good work!

  11. Cynthia

    Maybe I am a prude, but who the hell would wear a ‘dress’ with their boobs popping out like that?

  12. It’s just fashionable to bash the Beckhams *big yawn*. It’s like, so 2003.

    When there’s the likes of Jeff Brazier and Jordan about, the Beckhams have nothing to worry about.

  13. I don’t know: she looks pretty pointy from here. Ouch.

  14. ocrany

    Well, I live in the US and I’m not sure what the heck V. Beckham is doing after the Spice girls; she was pointless to me then, and is still now. [But] David is talented, full of himself and is on a collision with another solar system — your typical celeb.

  15. Conrad

    Until they use some form of contraception he’s bound to stick around forever…

  16. Sentosa

    She is the most unsexy, trying so hard to be sexy woman I have ever seen.

  17. Simple_Tina

    Damn Victoria, did you do your own blush this time??? Maybe you should READ A BOOK on how to apply make-up correctly!!!

  18. Silasdog

    Yes, you too can protrude like Ms. Vicky, just come to Boobs-R-Us.

  19. Styler

    The next time see her again, everything sags except the boobs.

  20. VICKY

    WHAT I FEEL, I DON’T THINK IT’S RIGHT 2 SAY THAT VICTORIA IS THE NO.1 CELEB. INSTEAD OF DAVID 0(as ur poll says),

  21. Mariah

    I 100% TOTALLY AGREE… NOT ONLY POINTLESS BUT SPOILED, NARCISSISTIC AND FAME HUNGRY… NOT TO MENTION SHE’S NOT ANY TYPE OF MOTHER TO LOOK UP TO… THOSE POOR BOYS ARE BEING RAISED BY THEIR EXTENDED FAMILY AND A NANNY… WHEN YOU DECIDE TO HAVE CHILDREN, YOU SOULD RAISE THEM AND NOT WORRY ABOUT TRAVELLING THE WORLD FOR YOU SO-CALLED WORK AND SHOPPING ALL THE TIME… STAY HOME AND RAISE YOUR SONS, MRS. B… NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU ANYWAY!!

  22. Ali

    David is really quite nice though. He does a hell of a lot for charity which many people don’t know. And he’s of course a superb footballer. Victoria is just pointless though, I agree with that. But you have to give it to them, they’re like the only famous couple to have stayed together for so long. It can’t be easy living in the public eye all the time.

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