Beckhams Plan to Throw Themselves a Couple of Welcome us to L.A. Parties

January 25th, 2007 // 6 Comments


The Daily Mail reports that Posh and Becks plan to throw themselves some parties to celebrate their bestowing their fabulousness on America. And the guest list contains some super-annoying people.

The Beckhams are also said to be already planning two lavish parties to mark their arrival into the midst of California’s showbiz elite.

The first, a £500,000 British-themed affair, with roast beef by Gordon Ramsey, will see Cruise and his wife as guests of honour and J-Lo singing.

At the second, Mrs Beckham will introduce herself to the LA Galaxy wives and girlfriends.

How gracious of her ass. I’m sure those wives and girlfriends will be thrilled. And by the way, studies show roast beef is harder to digest when forced to listen to J.Lo sing and Tom talk about how to get rid of thetans. I’d seriously rather splash myself with gasoline and look for matches.

(Images courtesy of Photorazzi)

By J. Harvey

  1. Fabiola

    Ya gotta love those concrete tits!~

  2. LRM216

    Is that what they are, tits? I thought they were flesh covered cantaloupes!!

  3. -A

    Awww she’s going to introduce herself? Do the Galaxy wives and GFs have a choice of whether to go not? Because I have some better things to think of doing than going to a Posh party. Like getting my teeth drilled sans novocaine. Because odds are there will be a lot of cameras there, and since Posh doesn’t smile…Who’d want to spend an evening to get scowled at?

  4. Draya

    Becks should have stayed with Real Madrid. Soccer is never going to be as popular in the US as it is in the rest of the world.

    This doesn’t bode well for Posh-Bot and Becks plans to try a take over the world!

  5. pilsbury

    David looks happy, Victoria looks lost which isn’t new, as for her fake boobies, YUK!

    I think this whole “lets move to the USA” will end in tears, well probably for Victoria but David will have a good time for a while maybe.

  6. social parasites….

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