Beauty Buzz: What Were They Thinking?

August 29th, 2006 // Leave a Comment

What do a plastic surgery mishap, a striking resemblance to Marge Simpson, and a Skelton have in common? They are just three of the ten worst celebrity beauty moments of 2006 according to About.com. These ten Hollywood celebrities were caught on camera in some of their most unflattering, worst moments that sparked everything from pregnancy rumors to the “somebody give that girl a cheeseburger movement”.

We found a Marge Simpson impersonator in Jessica Simpson, ironically enough. We hope this was just a one time deal! Jess you have beautiful long blonde wavy hair- never put it up like that again when steppin’ out for “A Public Affair!” You can have a bad hair day, and you can have a day when your makeup looks as if it were put on by a clown, but then throw a hangover in with a bad manicure, and you have none other than Lindsay Lohan! Lindsay we know you can at least try to be cute! Former friends Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton were also caught not looking so hot this summer. Nicole looks as if she was on a hunger strike, and she really needs to eat a cheeseburger. We now know where the inspiration for “Stars are Blind” came from this photo had to be the reason! Paris went a little shiny with the makeup and heavy on the eyeliner and why she took a flat iron to her hair is beyond me!

More of Christy Pastore’s Beauty Buzz after the jump.

Jennifer Lopez was photographed showing that her roots needed to be dyed. So we were wondering “Why would J-Lo not get her tresses fixed before a big event?” The answer that we assumed was, “Oh my God she is pregnant!” What other reason could be given for the diva to show her gray hair? As far as we know Mrs. Marc Anthony is not pregnant!

Teri Hatcher did you sue your plastic surgeon after he gave you a botox job that made you look as if you slept with a hanger in your mouth? You should have had your little nip and tuck done by McNamara/Troy; at least your nostrils would have come out symmetrical. Not too mention you could have scored with one of them, and we wouldn’t have to feel as though we should hand you a tissue every time you go on a talk show and cry about your life! Other celebrities that made the list were Sharon Stone, Janet Jackson, and Heather Locklear.

Written by Christy Pastore

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